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poirot be like “ he tried several twisting and turning them with the practice hand, and finally uttering an ejaculation of satisfaction, voilà” not the ejaculation of satisfaction when u unlock a drawer

“god elton can’t you suck!” now i’m seeing where that line was born

hooray

GAAAAAHDDDDDDDDD idk ab you mr. murukami , idk if your all that. maybe it’s the translation. but it would’ve been this giant and never ending in japanese , too, wouldn’t it?

like an endless book fr goddddd

what’s w men authors and being like “ i toyed around with my penis for a while” be serious ik ur trying to win a NOBEL HARUKI! NOT W ALL THAT YOU WONT

ts ruined my day but also it’s so good? wtf??? fr ruined my morning

mid super bowl

ik bret easton ellis was reading this one

tea

misssssssssborn

a productive plane ride

banger

amaze

y did dori have the b like this? demon gets such fucked up luck he’s so fucking unlucky i can’t believe that bitch lead him down that path. also the main parts that scream WRITTEN BY WOMEN are when he talks about her bc it’s like “she moved like a star in the moonlight” what an uneducated dude from the country would not speak like that

“My people are dead of trying, of headed that way, addicted as we are to keeping ourselves alive. There’s no more blood here to give, just war wounds. Madness. A world of pain, looking to be killed. “ SHE SETS IT UP SO WELL WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW brilliant.

books like crack, i fear. can’t put it down

“this makes me experience a closeness with her that the insurmountable distance between us paradoxically accentuates” darling does a thesaurus have a gun to your head ?