Mr. Norris is too fukn funny
on mouthwash: "Coming into daily contact, as I do, with the proletariat, I have to defend myself against the positive onslaughts of microbes."
on music: "My sensitive nerves revolt against the thought of an evening of jazz."
on not answering the cop at his door: "From what I have seen of him, he seems a person of little or no culture. I doubt if we should have anything in common."
— Jul 22, 2026 07:21PM
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