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Ovens??? Doughnuts are fried not baked! I don’t care if you’re not from Earth.

Really liking this so far!! Makes me think it’s time for another San Gabriel adventure day

Oh noooo this hotel only has ONE ROOM left and the air conditioning is stuck on so it will be FREEZING and it just has ONE TINY BED what will we dooooo

I love how the author was SO MAD about the ending of Game of Thrones that she has published two entire novels expressing her feelings about it. (And she’s not wrong)

FINALLY. THANK YOU.

I don’t even care that much about Opal but it’s just such a weird plot hole! Just say she’s home hanging out with the cows or whatever!

Seriously though, where’s Opal?

WHERE IS OPAL

what. is. happening.

OKAY yes. Now I'm hooked.

WHAT THE FUCK LAIUS

Laius, what the fuck.

I thought I should write down what I ate for dinner the day I started reading this:
--half a cheesesteak sandwich, cold, directly out of the fridge
--some leftover edamame, with a splash of red wine vinegar
--an ear of corn, microwaved in the husk, with salt
--a peach, eaten over the sink
--5 Rainier cherries

holy shit

Whoa, this is crazy in the good way

So far i am OBSESSED.

Okay, it's settled: next vacation will be to Singapore.

So far the world of fabric milling is unexpectedly fascinating!

so far it's pretty unputdownable

ALREADY AMAZING

!!! Manta wolf!!!

Holy wow

You know what, I am enjoying this so far!

Sometimes I think that the biggest difference between men and women that more men need to seek out some terrible lurking thing in existence and hurl themselves upon it like Ahab with the White Whale. Women know where it lives but they can let it alone.

"Fathers are prone to name first daughters elaborately. I don't mind so much being named after a nymph but I really don't care to be associated with the pastoral tradition."

"That's probably why she has added the two severed heads to the uprights of the throne. They lend her an undeniable air of not screwing around."

Ooh, I think I hate it already.

Yesss, Real Genius reference!

Oh man, I bet Connie Willis is wishing she wrote this.

"And Eleanor disintegrated." I. DIE. lasdkgaslkdffja;lsjg;aj.