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i didn't know these stories had so many jokes

driving a 19 year old to pennsylvania to neg her about not having any real experiences is crazy work

this is maybe the most baffling experience of pov i've had in 2025 so far

OH HO HO

ok i had to fight for my life at the quarter mark but we're back we're ready hands are being touched DEVOTION is being SUPPRESSED thank GOD

really struggling with this one bc every time they mention johnny cash i get sooooooo stressed out roughly the same way you feel when a beloved yet distant relation, maybe once removed, is dying of gnarly cancer and alienating everyone on the way off the mortal coil. you know? like jesus. but NO, johnny, not like that, stop talking about jesus!

HEE HEE HOO HOO

HO DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGDALENE CALLED LENA GOOD GODDAMN

ohhhh girl this is where you ran out of energy and i can tell bc the prose is enervating and u keep repeating details. where are the EDITORS

true crime people are genuinely so annoying

i soft dnf'd this the first time i tried to read it and i'm finding it more readable this time around but literally why invent a jimmy savile expy and then spend multiple pages telling me about the dude's crimes which are identical to jimmy savile's but for a few worldbuilding rounding errors, who on earth is this for

narrator/shauna 85k pet sociopath fic on my desk by jan 3 2026 or what the fuck exactly are we doing as a society

[delighted] YUCKY

how to put this nicely. eliza clark the editors beta readers oomfs and assorted hangers-on who told you those first two end-stage-tumblrina elodieunderglass-fucked-the-grave-robbing-girl stories were good are your opps and you should kill them

some good stories so far. and some clunker sentences. i think willie nelson and paul english were in romantic love

girl help this dinner party scene has me clenching my ass hole so tightly i'm about to shart diamonds

it should actually be illegal for authors to make their bad taste known. gilt edges and gift editions......jail

a drunken brawl at a funeral followed by an attempt to frame someone followed by a melodramatic confession............these bitches are INSANE

not Arkady Ivanovitch Svidrigaïlov

it's amazing when men are this pathetic

this is not necessarily a good book to read if people being bad at crime stresses you out

jesus christ

a worm! a worm! a worm! A WORM!

"Look at it which way you will, from the angle of investment, production or consumption, it is the rich that drive the emergency, and a climate movement that does not want to eat the rich, with all the hunger of those who struggle to put food on the table, will never hit home." turn that shit UP

it's actually insane that the xr guy said they fixed slavery and got women the vote with absolute pacifism lol. read a book