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She’s not on all fours. She took off her arm.

This asshole again?!

Kass’s flirting style is ridiculous but works for me. Haha

Skai orcs, masters of eye rolls and edgelordness.

Thrain is a disaster bisexual

The orclings are way too cute. It’s intolerable how much I want to smoosh their chubby cheeks.

And here is our orcish rake. The beginning of the is book is 100% just a regency governess romance novel.

Kesst is absolutely the bitchy best friend you meet for brunch and mimosas. He needs to be in all the books.

It’s like the beast’s library but for gardeners.

“If you want 100 chickens, I will build you a hen fortress.” The most romantic words ever uttered.

I know they are catholic but all that unprotected sex. They are going to get preggo real quick.

“Semi frozen vodka” um, pure vodka wouldn’t freeze so if it was partially frozen that would be a good indicator that it had been watered down. I mean like basic stuff isn’t even fact checked. Is there a proof reader? Some of the grammar seems wrong and awkward.

I’m not convinced the author knows what a nun is. Usually romance authors research a topic very heavily before writing a book. You can’t just dump a woman against her will at a nunnery and suddenly she’s a horny nun. It takes years and years to become a real nun. I’m an atheist and even I know this. Sheesh.

Wth, she just has random sex w the ups guy?? I just can’t with this book. It reminds me of the poorly written and ill conceived erotica a college classmate in my creative writing class turned in.

The average age of a nun in the US is 70 something. Why are all these nuns young and hot? Clearly some kind of nun fetish.

Where would a nun even get fishnet stockings and a razor???
For a nunnery, they think about men a lot.

So far my thoughts, you can’t make out someone’s sexy body under habits. It’s literally there to hide your body. Sister Monica is a terrible nun. And how can she possible be a physician’s assistant if blood makes you woozy? Isn’t she helping minor wounds? Is she fainting constantly?

Rather bothered by the change of narrators. I wish they would just stick w one narrator for a series.

So much exposition...

Like it a lot better than sense and sensibility so far.