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OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO HAPPY!

Noooo Lex, why are you so weeeeak T__T

The roommate? I saw it coming... Asshole

''I slept with someone else'' right now.. I'm destroying him... I am crushing his balls...

Rrrrrraaaaah! I'm gonna kill her! ... for her own good... she won't suffer that way...

RAAAAAAH! I'm going bat shit crazy! Please let me find a way to kill him... How can he say things like that to her! He's been making out with his bitch of a girlfriend! He's definitely on my Shit list

Jack is an asshole, period. End of the story. Please.

I wanna crawl into a ball and roll...
I've never been so depressed while reading a book...

Oh my god! Stop giggling!!!

"Then why wasn't I enough when they were open?" my heart is breaking for her.

Taking a little break...

Um.. what is happening? I'm going crazy... Does he really have to make out with her to apologize?

I wish I could stab Jack through my phone...

What the fuck Lex?! I am soooo frustrated..

What the fuck Lex?! I'm so frustrated..

I don't understand how she can put up with his shit...

I hate his guts... :__:

Oh my god... I'm going to punch Jack...