Red Monster’s Reviews > Avoiding Commitment > Status Update

OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO HAPPY!

Noooo Lex, why are you so weeeeak T__T

The roommate? I saw it coming... Asshole

''I slept with someone else'' right now.. I'm destroying him... I am crushing his balls...

Rrrrrraaaaah! I'm gonna kill her! ... for her own good... she won't suffer that way...

RAAAAAAH! I'm going bat shit crazy! Please let me find a way to kill him... How can he say things like that to her! He's been making out with his bitch of a girlfriend! He's definitely on my Shit list

I wanna crawl into a ball and roll...
I've never been so depressed while reading a book...

Oh my god! Stop giggling!!!

"Then why wasn't I enough when they were open?" my heart is breaking for her.

Taking a little break...