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Less confusing than the iron tangle!!

Hhhhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Uh, mmmmm, hm

This is violently YA

I love Samantha

Why is this book so stupid and funny yet so well written

You’re fucking kidding.

Odette sucks and I get why mordecai hates her and Chaco

Sorry, only managed to make it six pages.
“Iseabail bridled at Lorreth’s comment but didn’t say anything to him directly.”

Callie… I hate you. Bridled is what you do to a fucking HORSE. YOU MEANT BRISTLED YOU ILLITERATE WASTE OF CHEMICALS.

I can’t believe it’s only been 20 pages since I last updated Goodreads. It feels like so much longer.

So much nothing and nonsense has happened

I know just updated this book but holy fuck the nonsensical things that are happening in this brick of words is obscene

“You put my mate (🤮) in danger.”

BROTHER WHAT FUCKING DANGER WAS SHE IN. THE IMAGINARY STUFF IN YOUR BRAIN????

“Malcolm’s blood turned these high bloods. It must be some kind of magic.”

“Not magic. A spell.”

Be SO fucking for real.

“It’s like the Fourth of July.” Incredible one liners.

Is this what it’s like to read a book written by someone who respects the English language 🥹

“My mate was clever. She was learning.”

Kingfisher, my guy. What the actual fuck are you talking about, it’s been over 1000 pages of nonsense because she’s so dumb.

Everyone in this book is wrapped in 4 inch thick plot armour

Tfym foley cries blood, that’s so stupid

“I wasn’t this girl I had been back in the maze. I was different now. Changed.”

Shut up Saeris. The fuck are you talking about, it’s been 3 weeks and you’re still a little bitch.

This would be so much more enjoyable if Carrion and Kingfisher got together

Like yeah? There’s more happening during the middle of the book, but at what cost?

I’m actually surprised by the amount of things that have happened in this book already

Somehow so much worse than book one

Oh I’m so happy to see that the alchemy texts that don’t exist, but sometimes do exist, have made a reappearance!

This is… so bad?? Where was the editor???

Really questioning my life choices today

I fucking love Samantha

YOU ARE GOD DAMNED RIGHT THEYRE A TEAM FUCK YOU

Blow everything up