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Not the cowbane in SpaghettiOs 😂

I need us to get to the point. It's entertaining but it feels pointless and meandering. In Vol1 there is a slow build up, a hint at something more complex and huge but we have not moved from that since. The buildup has remained stagnant since it's introduction in Vol 1. This is volume 3 for christsake, I feel like none of the plot points are converging and the loose ends are getting boring, TIE EM UP!

Mikaela is too woe is me rn abeg

Dex you need therapy. This woe is me I have serial killer in my veins is truly driving me up a wall. You're in your thirties. Surely! YOU NEED TO GO SIT ON THAT LADY COUCH AND BY 'THAT LADY' I MEAN A THERAPIST. A PSYCHIATRIST. A PSYCHOLOGIST. SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU.

Lmao Lamb sucks so bad and she's so unapologetic about it rn 😂😂 Felix is already sick of her

Peggy for all her faults, is dependable when Jema is direct about things.

A nigga goin cheat on you no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT! And loser hoe's will do it wid em! I said what I said! I hate both yall rn fr

"I will not miss, as I think you know." MY BWOOOOY! IKDR!

Not you ready to commit murder! Lmaooo take a deep breath my boy

The synopsis here and how It had been advertised by the author online aren't the same. Online it was very much Elodie/Ben centric, the artwork, the snappy one liners etc. But this novel isn't at all about Elodie&JudeANDBen. It's about Elodie and MOSTLY Jude. As someone uninterested in motherhood, had I known it would revolve around Jude like the sun, I'd have never picked it up. Ugh

I was expecting more yearning, some cannibalism it was marketed with emphasis on the romance so the lack of it is a bummer

I thought I'd hate Elodie just based on some posts I've seen the author make in response to people's review of her but I love Elodie so bad. She seems so real: her frustrations, her emotions existing in this duality of love and violence, her guilt and her rage. How young she is and how unreliable that makes her, how difficult her relationship with her son is, her fear and worry because of that. It's so good

Mr Albright is a Dark Romance girlies wet dream and the brain rot in me wishes Easy and him end up in a toxic romantic affair. And I know this man is the villain, and I know he ain't the redeemable kind and yet he really is that guy. Albright stay ready so he don't have to get ready and we have to acknowledge that.

This is repetitive in a way that I'm starting to not enjoy. I expect the arc of these tales to be the same, but I am not finding enough differences and nuances in the chosen person's so far to warrant talking about them all. Two out of the 4-5 stories would have been enough. It could be a lack of the ability to tell a story or something else all together.

Talk about melodrama!!! Lmao gurl

"Girl blink twice if you need help." 😂😂

Jack, for the love of God lmao

This is so good. Toxic, messy and just what I needed

I was praying, hoping against hope that I wouldn't get any body horror. That... Townsend this is gross. I know for the body horror crowd this is probably child's play but EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYUUUUUCCCCCKKKK 🤢

This is so soooo boring. Lord have his mercy. I'm falling asleep here Gale! tighten up! (ha! Iykyk)

I'm obsessed

No no yeah, I get the hype. I do. I'm having such a damn good time!

This is SUPPOSED to be funny and I wanna know WHO TF actually said that lying shit? This is SAD. It is so damn sad like Jack is... Yall some liars fr. It reminds me of Going Bovine and rn I wanna cry for my bwoy.