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Colin's balls finally dropped. He might become less unlikable now.

Nope.

I might DNF this one. The FMC is frustratingly ingenue, and she's getting on my nerves. The girl has the survival instincts of an oyster.

Also, the chapters are way too long.

Double "rad" alert! Yeap, even his boyfriend is mocking him, because it's lame.

"Rad" alert

Double "rad" alert!

"Rad" alert

"Rad" alert

"Rad" alert

"Rad" alert

"Rad" alert

If he says "rad" one more time, I might stop reading. This expression is too lame to be used by him, AND he says it once every 3 pages. Stop that.

THE MAN CAN OPEN PORTALS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ENTER THE CITY?!
OMG the plot holes in this one. It's the fucking Eagles from LORR all over again.

Why don't they surrender indeed? Why is there still a story? They are gods. He can kill people with a beat of his lashes. Why is the war still going on after the death of the big bad bitch?

Are they all stupid? This is infuriating, I'm not sure I'll be able to finish this book.

I swear I have already read a shifter story with that weird covenant rule.

HOW DOES THE MOON MAKE LIGHT WITHOUT A SUN???!!!! WTF! Was this worldbuilding done by a 5yo?!

Ah. Alright.

Why is there so many pages left? Aren't we done with the main intrigues?

FINALLY! Bastian is so stubborn 🙄

That's so sad 😨😭

I still can't believe she willingly named a character Casimir. I can't see anything other than the orange French monster from l'Ile aux Enfants.

If one of them has to kill the other for the kingdom to be saved, WHEN THEY ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER, I'll take out all the stars of my rating. Why does this book feel like an introduction to a series? Is it a series? Have I been duped yet again?!

Conor is an asshole and I don’t like him. Can’t he date outside of his circle of friends ?
I love AH, but I usually really dislike age gap romances, so not liking the MMC is going to be a lot more problematic for me than their summer romance. Wish me luck.

Even the Volturis (oops, the Blackthorns) are here!

Man, you're a shitty bestie

Man, you're a shifty bestie