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Bryce, Danika, and Lehabah all act exactly the same. Bryce could very well be having a conversation with herself right now and I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm going to die, aren't I?

So, so far Aelin has obviously had fire related powers, but has also made illusions and can now magically heal people??? What powers doesn't she have?

Rowan's characterisation is so inconsistent, holy shit.

Telepathic conversations between Aelin and Rowan now? r u srs?

RIP Dorian's characterisation.

Ugh, they're starting the 'fire-breathing bitch-queen' bullshit again. I don't think I can stand reading that line again. And again. And again. God damn, how many times are you going to say that per page??? Get over it! It's not even a good line!

Up to Part Two, the Aedion/Lysandra parts are boring, Rowaelin is as dull as ever, and I'm getting really sick of this Celaena is totes a different person than Aelin thing.

'You met Aelin when she was still pretending to be Celaena, I can promise you Rolfe won't be much worse.' OH FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICK. THIS WHOLE CELAENA IS THE DEVIL COMPARED TO AELIN BULLSHIT YOU'RE PUSHING IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. Celaena had a lot more going for her than 'raging bitch queen' Aelin.

Okay but like I'm getting really sick of this whole violence/fighting is a lover thing. A wound is a kiss, Dorian's magic is moaning at death and destruction, Lorcan feeling a lover's hand on him as he gets ready to fight. SJM is consistent, I'll give her that, but damn it's annoying.

I'd rather read about Elena and Gavin tbh.

I'm going to die reading this, I really need to work on kanji and vocab more.

Ugh. Okay, I get it. He knows everything and the teacher's a dick. I don't care!

I swear this is taking me far longer than it should and I still don't really care for Kvothe??? Please tell me he actually struggles with something at some point, this is so aggravating.

This book so far is just 'I'm not like other girls! I'm so much better because I'm not mooning over my best friend! Oh wait, I've been doing that too. But I'm still not like other girls, I swear!' Stop with the girl hate already, god damn.

Karou and Akiva are a lot more tolerable apart than together imo. Also, I still hate the reincarnation part of the series. So much hate.

I didn't really like the first one, but let's see how it goes with the second.

Well, that was a mess.

It doesn't look like she checked anything so far though, considering she's using very uncommon words, the character names aren't great, and some of it sounds like the author's just going off what basics anyone can pick up through watching anime.

Oh god, please let the author have someone checking her Japanese and her references to Japanese culture. Please, please, please. Because jfc, I don't want to have to deal with butchered Japanese outside of fanfic, thanks.