Anna Torchia > Recent Status Updates

Shoutout to the random guy on IG who told me I need to “reevaluate my reading habits” because I said I read a lot and assumed that meant I’m reading smut all the time (I am reading smut but I am also reading Voltaire)

Oh Jacob Elordi is going to eat with these monologues

300 year old book and I am LOLing…the more things change the more the stay the same

I would listen to Dan Stephens read a phone book

The concept of this man trying to remain extremely anonymous and yet using his real initials and birth year as a username on onlyfans…

Is this woman actually Italian or

Is this my new favorite book??

I like space more than I dislike TJR so

“Low Men in Yellow Coats” (not my fave)

Third time’s the charm baby

How do I broadcast the entirety of the country music chapter to the world, thus proving my vindication in stanning Cowboy Carter as a perfect country album