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rachel is hilarious i wish she was real

oh well rachel is just hilarious (do not read this book if you don't like first person narrators)

spoilers mountain lion made a friend!!!

having empathy for a mountain lion, i wish he had a friend :/

this feels like the longest book in the world

ok im back in it now, i love a girl who doesn't know her own feminine wiles

bruh i don't remember a single thing about this series I think I need to refer to wikipedia to refresh my memory

optioned for a tv series so you know the ending of this is gonna go crazy

unfortunately I am picturing this spooky Adirondack summer camp as the camp from the Parent Trap (Lindsay Lohan version)

not a single one of these women is allowed to be happy huh

if this were a book about happy people being successful we wouldn’t have a novel now would we

just realized there is no end of sentence punctuation in this whole book fml

*chance the rapper voice* and we back, and we back, and we back, nanana

these people are not reallll

stupid! reheating life with derek’s nachos!

have been reading this before bed bc miss roxane gay is a bit too heady for when i am half asleep