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Rereading on audio bc tis this season 💃🏼

Really wishing it was dual narrated though.

“I don’t want to go.”

Great. First Doctor Who, now this?? How many times can that 5 word sentence hurt me???

“A little girl with a boat in her hand”

That had no right to make me tear up like that.

*gives her a candy cane*
“Have you been carrying this in your pocket the whole morning?”
~I have six in my pocket actually, which is ridiculous because I can summon them at will with my magic~ “Got it for free from the Santa on the corner”

I love this man.

Cute so far but confused over the weird breaks in paragraphs, or missing breaks to differentiate who’s speaking. Seems like an editor issue.

Not loving this as much as expected. I think this would have worked better as single POV bc Brady’s entire monologue is a little too immediately obsessed.

If Gyre blames Em one more time for this situation like she herself didn’t lie her way into this expedition. Like girl you knew it was dangerous going in?? How is this any different??

Oh she’s like SUPER crazy

The girl’s on the way to meet their mom’s new white boyfriend-

Mom: “that’s his car”
Bumper sticker: I’m republican because we can’t all be on welfare

Me: Oh. This meeting isn’t going to go well at all.

Sometimes you just need to reread one of your all time favorites ❤️

If anyone needs me I’ll be crying myself to sleep

I would die for Sevro.

Pray for me. I’m scared.

Lactose Intolerance being a thing in this world was just so out of place and funny.

Immediately interested in the plot but fighting a lot of repetitive language that’s making my eye twitch.

“And the shape of the land… it looks almost unnatural for land to be shaped this way.”

The MC in this is the most boring character to read. Dropped in a fantasy world and he just seems to adapt perfectly and understand overly quickly and is sooooooo good at everything and is soooooooo smart.

Wanting to quit but I’ve already committed so much time to this audiobook. But there’s still 9 hours left 😭

Excuse me why tf are we suddenly throwing in that humans have “soulmarks” that indicate if you have a fated mate?? Is this book just an amalagamation of whatever the author was thinking at the time??

Oh. Oh I’m not sure I’m gonna be able to finish this one. The cringe that just went through my body.

Needed something light after When the Wolf Comes Home but I fear this is a little TOO light a comedy leaning a little too goofy.

Chapter 46 may be one of the most insane things I’ve ever read. Good God what the FUCK.

“It unseams him from groin to gullet, and he dies feeling the guts he always wished he had slide out onto the ground.”

Jesus CHRIST

“Her laughter adjust the spin of his atoms”

I’m gonna have a stroke I love this so much.

Not me already giggling and kicking my feet

The way I don’t know what’s real and what’s not is tripping me out.

Using Who Framed Roger Rabbit as a horror device is brilliant bc that movie was unnecessarily actually SCARY

OH!!! THATS what’s happening!!!! Actually crazy turn.

Oh this jump started QUICK. Girl is going through it tonight.

Seems silly of me to be surprised that the author known for her big blue aliens didn’t write a normal vampire, but a big blue alien vampire.

Alright I can’t lie. This is getting pretty spooky.

“… and I book my leg around his thigh and kiss him back like he’s the Hairbo King.”

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. WHY DO GUMMY BEARS HAVE A MONARCHY. FREE ME FROM THIS HELL.