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The ending still guts me. This goofy series should not make me cry.

I said this was the last one I was going to read but Aehako is campaigning really hard at enticing me to the third one because he’s HYSTERICAL

Don’t judge me 🫣

Just remembered the death that’s coming and I’m not prepared.

Was here for a silly goofy time. Was in fact not anticipating a rape scene right at the start.

Hey so like 2 of your friends possibly died earlier in the day. Is sex really the priority rn???

No one believing the evil shadow fae is in fact evil doesn’t make sense.
Also every time I start to like Davien, he acts a fool and I dislike him again.

It’s been 5 years since I read Deal With the Elf King and I remember exactly zero so let’s see how this book goes.

Love that this is basically an NPC gaining sentience and doing something about it.

Vale you lonely soul I love you

The iron tangle doesn’t make any more sense the second time around

Mongo is the most perfect angel baby

This book is a bit of an overall mess but I am enjoying it for the most part.

She’s definitely forgiving the guy too easy. Essentially: “My dad was a mean drunk so I spent 5 years making your life terrible. My bad dog. Pls forgive me I’ve loved you this whole time.”

???? You made her life absolutely terrible??? Now you want to kiss and makeup???

OH. Damn that’s actually a really good plot twist.

World building so thick this feels like I’m reading a history book

Roman Kitt I love you dearly

Oh. Oh that hurts my heart.

The book starting with a relationship between a 17 year old and a 30+ year old I forgave because it was clear the main was hella toxic.

So why is the next relationship that’s starting up ALSO with a 30 year old??

And her repeatedly saying the guys her age were too boyish for her. What is happening??

Do I know what’s going on? No. Am I enjoying it anyway? Also no.

Going to try and push forward anyway…

The way I was UNPREPARED for the audio narrator to be the actual voice of Ghostface?? Oh my god???

Working night shift and desperately needed something funny to listen to to stay awake 😴

Rereading on audio bc tis this season 💃🏼

Really wishing it was dual narrated though.

“I don’t want to go.”

Great. First Doctor Who, now this?? How many times can that 5 word sentence hurt me???

“A little girl with a boat in her hand”

That had no right to make me tear up like that.

*gives her a candy cane*
“Have you been carrying this in your pocket the whole morning?”
~I have six in my pocket actually, which is ridiculous because I can summon them at will with my magic~ “Got it for free from the Santa on the corner”

I love this man.

Cute so far but confused over the weird breaks in paragraphs, or missing breaks to differentiate who’s speaking. Seems like an editor issue.

Not loving this as much as expected. I think this would have worked better as single POV bc Brady’s entire monologue is a little too immediately obsessed.

If Gyre blames Em one more time for this situation like she herself didn’t lie her way into this expedition. Like girl you knew it was dangerous going in?? How is this any different??

Oh she’s like SUPER crazy

The girl’s on the way to meet their mom’s new white boyfriend-

Mom: “that’s his car”
Bumper sticker: I’m republican because we can’t all be on welfare

Me: Oh. This meeting isn’t going to go well at all.