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Hey hey so I’m terrified

Darcy Coates is SO GOOD at making me feel uneasy at the slightest of things. Barely anything going on and I’m shaking in my boots.

“I thought you were supposed to be suave,” Rolland whispers as I pace across the kitchen floor.

“I am suave. I bought charcuterie, for fucksakes.”

The Henley has made its first appearance!!

Adam mentioned 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

“We kissed each other, two heretics tasting worship.”

Good GOD Rachel Gillig has a way with words.

“There is no light in stone, Bartholomew.”

“That is true.” He peered out the window and nodded at the moon above. “And yet.”

This narrator is throwing out some crazy mouth sounds that unfortunately really work even though they’re grossing me out.

Not the OceanGate reference

Oh this is wildly unsettling… in the best way.

He’s the Knave and she’s the Moon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

His earrings 😭😭😭

Been debating dnfing this for the month I’ve been reading it. It’s hard to route for a romance where the MC acts like a middle schooler.

Having a really hard time with this one. I’m liking everything but cannot get into it for the life of me.

What in the “There is no war in ba sing se” is going on with this staff.

“She had the temperament of a deranged goose”

Ah young budding love.

“Wrote to me and fill my empty spaces.”

😭😭😭

This book talks about tender breasts a lot more than I was expecting.

This is the most ill prepared group of women I’ve ever seen.

“It was a real bonding moment!” 😀

He says in response to all the pirates chanting as they stabbed a girl in the heart.

So far this book has told me that safety drills are incredibly important.

“What do you need, Love?”

😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭 I just love him so much!!!!!!!!!

What I’ll always appreciate about this book compared to other fantasy books, is my girl Yelena is always taking a bath. Least smelly FMC by far.

“I doubt Olive is familiar with the concept of faking dating-“

Hehehehe

“In my fantasies, you allow me to keep an eye on you.” I feel his lips at my temple. “And when I really let go, I imagine that you let me take care of you, too.”

It does sound outlandish. “Why?”

“Because in my head, no one has done it before.”

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Is this??? Is this my favorite Ali Hazelwood book???

Barely into the book and we have our first Henley sighting on the large, broad love interest!

Everything is going too well and there’s 30% of the book left. I’m afraid.

“Did she at least get ugly while she was gone?”

“She’s still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

😭🥺😭🥺 she doesn’t even know he’s talking about her!!!!!!!!!

Ali Hazelwood, my millennial cringe queen, I already love this.

Bastian giving Gabe, the religious monk, the cover name of “Jean-Baptiste” just about took me out 😂