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‘The players initially protested at Benítez’s use of zonal marking … a system that … later lent its name to a football tactics website’ is a gloriously underplayed piece of self-promotion.

'Across the street the sun is rising, then decides not to.'

'I look up solemnly from whatever it is I'm doing.'

'On this much Xanax it's remarkably easy to concentrate solely on the making of a Cosmopolitan.'