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YUP. That's gonna do it.

I have to DNF. This book is so poorly written, I actually found myself getting mad while reading it.

I am legitimately shocked this author isn't extremely young. This reads like it was written by a 14 year old.

4.42 is too low.

Pretty brave naming a book after the lamest essay ever written.

Guys, but a 14 year old makes her own Popsicles! How novel! How interesting! 😐

This is BLATANT anti-short girl propaganda.

Wow, okay, so this book really does feel like getting hit repeatedly. Nice. 😂

Obsessed with Maysilee. Obsessed.

EXTRA POINTS FOR A BELLINGHAM SHOUTOUT

She had me at Rhododendron. 😍

Nadia Cakes Mentioned: 18%

This book is mesmerizing.

Well, we made it halfway before she referenced her own bakery again. 🤦‍♀️ Guys, it's so embarrassing.

Oh god, this is set in Washington

Oh, for fuck's sake 🤦‍♀️

I'm like 85% sure that is NOT how you say Viola.

Oh my god, she just said "$10,000 left in school loans," like it's a lot of money. Ali Hazelwood isn't American and it shows 😭

F L A P P Y B I R D

They're driving to Mount Baker from Seattle?

Everyone in Zelda's life failed her, including herself.

STOP HAVING BABIES WITH MEDIOCRE MEN

(Also I somehow completely missed her getting pregnant?)

Yes, Zelda, throw that birth control into the fire, you stupid cow.

I've been reading this for approximately seven years. Scott is the absolute worst, and Zelda sucks because she falls for all of it. This might have to be a DNF.

I'm gonna be honest. This series is really not capturing me like Elsie's two others. I don't know what it is.