Jess > Recent Status Updates

Oooo we kicked in full gear from the jump huh?!

Dear God I do not want to read this chapter, please don't make me 😭

Oh we're so fucked

God i'm so devastated...

As always, i'm having a good time but also getting upset over a specific couple 😭

Wasn't expecting to cry so early on but hey 😭

Things are happening and they're not fun things!!!! 😭

I really do like this, I love anything Jay writes but its taking me forever cause I can see the inevitable coming and I'm trying to avoid it 😭


Imagine if i'm wrong about it, but this is a Jay Kristoff book!

I was so scared!!! Oh my god 😭

Me who also watches reruns of Kitchen Nightmares feeling called out: 😮

Oh no 😞

Stop it 😭

Hey what the fuck man 😭

FINALLY LETS GOOOOOOO

Good god man, if only you'd shut the hell up Odysseus you would've gotten home sooner!

Now we're in the underworld talking to the dead, trying to get home! The crew did not sign up for side quests 😭

Imagine you're eating dinner and having a good time, all of sudden a man appears at your feet begging you for passage to his home and you're cool about it?

I'd be freaking out 😅