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Jess is on page 407 of 462 of The Odyssey

FINALLY LETS GOOOOOOO

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Jess is on page 307 of 462 of The Odyssey

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Jess is on page 245 of 462 of The Odyssey

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Jess is on page 207 of 462 of The Odyssey

Good god man, if only you'd shut the hell up Odysseus you would've gotten home sooner!

Now we're in the underworld talking to the dead, trying to get home! The crew did not sign up for side quests 😭

— Jul 23, 2026 08:04AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 121 of 462 of The Odyssey

Imagine you're eating dinner and having a good time, all of sudden a man appears at your feet begging you for passage to his home and you're cool about it?

I'd be freaking out 😅

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Jess is on page 109 of 462 of The Odyssey

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Jess is on page 81 of 462 of The Odyssey

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Jess is on page 51 of 462 of The Odyssey

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Jess is on page 33 of 462 of The Odyssey

All these people up in your house, eating your food and drinking your wine?
Hell no!!

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Jess is on page 19 of 462 of The Odyssey

Putting this noggin of mine to use

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Jess is on page 103 of 725 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

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Jess is on page 407 of 479 of Shadow Reaper

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Jess is on page 308 of 479 of Shadow Reaper

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Jess is on page 209 of 479 of Shadow Reaper

Hehehe alright here we go, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

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Jess is on page 100 of 479 of Shadow Reaper

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Jess is 94% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

We Belong Together went hit diamond status in my sisters room, 3 weeks after her first breakup.
Can you imagine hearing the same song everyday for 3 weeks?

We still play it and recount the story much to her dismay 🤭

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Jess is 86% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Oh Alfred 😭

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Jess is 80% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

It'll be your own damn family smh

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Jess is 76% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

🖕🏼 you too Morgan !

— Jul 02, 2026 04:29AM Add a comment

Jess is 75% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

🖕🏼 you Pat !

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Jess is 67% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Tommy when I catch you, WHEN I CATCH YOU MTHERFCKER

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Jess is 66% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Sony sabotaging their artists is disgusting, makes no sense to me to be doing all that.

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Jess is 65% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Prince of Egypt mention 👏🏻

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Jess is 61% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

The fact that Butterfly and My All are My favourite songs 😭

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Jess is 54% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Butterfly is my favourite song 😭

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Jess is 53% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

This guy is fucking crazy...she just wanted some fries...

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Jess is 49% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

Hearing "YOO NEW YORK IN THE HOUSE" vocals only is insane, you hear this anywhere and you know its gonna go off AND NO Tommy you wouldn't be able to do this tf is wrong with you 😂

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Jess is 45% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

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Jess is 27% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

She ain't wrong about people being named after her, my older sister is a Mariah 😅

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Jess is 26% done with The Meaning of Mariah Carey

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