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“what’s the point if they can’t even have kids?” something something dhampir relationships as a metaphor for queerness and actually this aggressively straight relationship is an allegory for being gay

fix my slump oh 2000s problematic ya romance

shoot me but ephraim’s pov is so boringggg im barely hanging on just for pax

lysander grappling with the horrors of war that he never expected and then getting hit with the exact political sitch he wanted to avoid at all costs is so fucking funny like get fucked

WHY DOES EVERYONE DO AN IRON RAIN STOP

nothings happened yet and i’m still nervous

halloweek means reading more red rising, because what’s scarier than whatever the fuck pierce brown is about to subject me to?

ohhh this man doesn’t fuck around

he did not just give blind shen qiao a scroll and say “here read this out loud”

i think i just witnessed the origin of the fuck-or-die trope

in the words of my prof “i was gonna make you read this but it’s too fucked up for class” please live up to that

people talked about this book as if it was very complicated. not to be that person but this seems all very straightforward

“i could be different too. i could be kepheus to you” keep it in your pants man din is about to slaughter three men

i get this is a sherlock and watson type thing, but it’s kinda frustrating to get 40 pages of din sleuthing and then 10 pages of ana’s “tell not show” rampage of all the important bits

my expert prediction: they all met up for top secret meeting at a bar at different times, drank from the same cup, the engineers built the walls but also the leviathans

“sit there and take it” Dinios Kol goes apeshit on an old man get his ass din

I’m connecting dots i don’t like :o

GAGGED wtf my shaylas are arguing worse than my divorced parents

god i’m sweating every time these two share a room, make up and kiss already

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for a book translated from french to english, i find it very odd that the descendants of pollux speak french.

what language was it originally cuz it couldn’t have been italian or spanish

give me thorn or give me death! i miss that asshole!

“did he have enough to eat, he who had so little appetite?”

UGH MY SHAYLAS