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Show, don’t tell, but if you are showing the same thing five times? That’s the same as telling.

His smile started ovulation.

The book ended like on page 304. Why is there 1.5 hours to go?

“Some girls don’t want to”
“Some girls are idiots”
– Chapter 27

I hold the opinion that romance books are actually written for men. Like wtf.
Not only do the FMC seem to come by the mere touch of the MMC. Now they spit out facts like if girls don’t like to perform oral they are idiots?!

Orbital 13 — didn’t like Stephen King use the exact same example in one of his book?! I rest my case.

That’s it. Orbital 10. The whole novella could’ve just been orbital 10. I have a faint feeling this novella came about through that one scene.

If there’s only one part in the whole book, it must be this dialogue.

“The bathing suit is a great conduit to a great time”

“Knob slobbing”

”cum dumpster” hah

This book is as memorable and noticeable as a person walking behind you.

This book could’ve been one page. A beautiful poem. But it chose to bore one to death.

I should DNF it. Life’s too short to be looking at words rather than feeling them.

Might be my least favorite book in the series.

Killian = Deadpool
If Deadpool was a horny gory psychopath