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Already a bit squeamish tbh

I’m finding this very readable, I need to crack into more sci-fi

If there’s one thing you can count on in the 1400s, it’s that the “fractious men of Kent” will always be ready to join an uprising

“I wish the country and the people were plunged deep in the sea because of their lack of stability, for I feel like one going to the torture when I write about them.” - the Italian Ambassador 1471

Hahahahaha nothing is new under the sun.

For all their talk of Christendom these folks do an awful lot of fighting on religious holidays. Is it really a battle for the crown if it’s not happening on Easter Sunday?

And with that we’re entering into the Starz era of this story

Everyone has the same 3 names, so you’re identifying them by their titles. Except now everyone is murdering everyone else, the titles are getting passed around too. And then every now and then, some rouge family member changes sides and makes it worse. It’s a fun ride though.

Two warring northern houses slaughtering each other at a wedding party - it’s giving red wedding

RIP Suffolk. You’re not the first favourite to lose your head to an angry mob, but you’re the first who might not have deserved it.

Wish I’d seen more of Henry V - might need to read a separate book on him. Also, wild that I knew who Joan of Arc was but couldn’t have placed her in history for the life of me. When she showed up I was all “this is where you’re from??”

I’m really enjoying the ride, but considering they’re both now in love, I feel like there’s way too much of the book left. I think I need to step best lest I rush forward to the resolution and stop enjoying myself.

Urgh I can’t stand hateful old women

“My dear girl” 👀

I’m already crying and I couldn’t really tell you why

“Get off your high horse bitch youre literally reading school shooter fanfic” made me snort, and now I’m having a word with myself. Clark is good at what she’s doing.

The dilemma of enjoying the tale, whilst knowing the tale is a commentary on the sensationalisation of true crime.

What. The actual. Fuck.

I’ll admit this was a slow start but it’s really growing on me

I could take or leave the X-rating but I’m loving these low stakes sci-fi romances. I think I need to go find some more. We’ve got romantisy but is sci-mance a thing?

Lord save me from fart jokes

Twenty words in and Mariana has already said the words “puke” and “fart”

I’m genuinely debating stopping here

“You may do as you chose, but you have no right to tell me what I must or must not do! It is not in the least your affair.”

“It is going to be very much my affair.”

Kicking my silly feet - Pen that is a PROPOSAL