Hannah M > Recent Status Updates

RIP Suffolk. You’re not the first favourite to lose your head to an angry mob, but you’re the first who might not have deserved it.

Wish I’d seen more of Henry V - might need to read a separate book on him. Also, wild that I knew who Joan of Arc was but couldn’t have placed her in history for the life of me. When she showed up I was all “this is where you’re from??”

I’m really enjoying the ride, but considering they’re both now in love, I feel like there’s way too much of the book left. I think I need to step best lest I rush forward to the resolution and stop enjoying myself.

Urgh I can’t stand hateful old women

“My dear girl” 👀

I’m already crying and I couldn’t really tell you why

“Get off your high horse bitch youre literally reading school shooter fanfic” made me snort, and now I’m having a word with myself. Clark is good at what she’s doing.

The dilemma of enjoying the tale, whilst knowing the tale is a commentary on the sensationalisation of true crime.

What. The actual. Fuck.

I’ll admit this was a slow start but it’s really growing on me

I could take or leave the X-rating but I’m loving these low stakes sci-fi romances. I think I need to go find some more. We’ve got romantisy but is sci-mance a thing?

Lord save me from fart jokes

Twenty words in and Mariana has already said the words “puke” and “fart”

I’m genuinely debating stopping here

“You may do as you chose, but you have no right to tell me what I must or must not do! It is not in the least your affair.”

“It is going to be very much my affair.”

Kicking my silly feet - Pen that is a PROPOSAL

I fear I may be kicking my feet

I don’t know why Americans are so mad about backwards baseball caps, but everytime they a describe a man as wearing one I’m picturing a creep walking down the high street in a grubby tracksuit with half his arsehole out

When Wentworth arrives in Bath and runs into Anne without expecting to see her and he’s so honestly struck and flustered by her for the first time after faking being indifferent for months. Urgh! I know the girls in 1817 were going crazy.

Quite frankly, I’m impressed they haven’t hooked up yet. The genre isn’t known for its slow burn.

What the fuckity fuck? 💀

RIP Edward the Black Prince you would’ve been just as ruthless as everyone else on the throne, but probably infinitely more competent.

Sounds like what Europe needed after the Black Death was a Worker’s Union