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I’m already crying and I couldn’t really tell you why

“Get off your high horse bitch youre literally reading school shooter fanfic” made me snort, and now I’m having a word with myself. Clark is good at what she’s doing.

The dilemma of enjoying the tale, whilst knowing the tale is a commentary on the sensationalisation of true crime.

What. The actual. Fuck.

I’ll admit this was a slow start but it’s really growing on me

I could take or leave the X-rating but I’m loving these low stakes sci-fi romances. I think I need to go find some more. We’ve got romantisy but is sci-mance a thing?

Lord save me from fart jokes

Twenty words in and Mariana has already said the words “puke” and “fart”

I’m genuinely debating stopping here

“You may do as you chose, but you have no right to tell me what I must or must not do! It is not in the least your affair.”

“It is going to be very much my affair.”

Kicking my silly feet - Pen that is a PROPOSAL

I fear I may be kicking my feet

I don’t know why Americans are so mad about backwards baseball caps, but everytime they a describe a man as wearing one I’m picturing a creep walking down the high street in a grubby tracksuit with half his arsehole out

When Wentworth arrives in Bath and runs into Anne without expecting to see her and he’s so honestly struck and flustered by her for the first time after faking being indifferent for months. Urgh! I know the girls in 1817 were going crazy.

Quite frankly, I’m impressed they haven’t hooked up yet. The genre isn’t known for its slow burn.

What the fuckity fuck? 💀

RIP Edward the Black Prince you would’ve been just as ruthless as everyone else on the throne, but probably infinitely more competent.

Sounds like what Europe needed after the Black Death was a Worker’s Union

Worried about starting to stan Edward III after his mother let me down

Isabella out here overthrowing one tyrant only to start letting her lover behave like another. Girl, I was rooting for you and you let me down.

Bye bye Hugh, England has never cheered louder for an execution.

Also, shout out to my girl Isabella of France. I didn’t not know your game. Where is your Starz limited series?

Hugh Despenser the Younger, you may have been dead for 700 years but I will be paying an Etsy witch to curse your soul

I started this reread when I got in from work about 3 hours ago