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it's giving barbie's "do you ever think about death?"

the concept of eros as a christian

thinking about that tweet that described the ottawa centaurs as being very gay and bisexual and "whatever's going on with luca haas"

"Fine. It's my birthday. Lie to me. Treat me like you love me back."

i knew this would kill me

legalese as foreplay

THE POWER OF FEMALE FRIENDSHIP

showing the girl you like youtube videos really is straight man culture

ITS ABOUT THE SECOND KISS!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KISS

good boy grant shepherd

She pauses, and slowly brushes the back of her hand against his jeans.
"I want –"
"I don't want to know what you want," she says, and slides her hand off.
"Okay," he says, his breath ragged.

reader, my jaw has dropped

i can already tell this is going to ruin me

IM SORRY?????????

oh! i'm blushing

AIDAN VALENTINE LIKES GETTING THROWN AROUND PASS IT ON

... i'm sorry??? he wants her to what now

BISEXUAL THROUPLE TIME?

never mind i want yizhi and lishiming to kiss

i'm so toxic lmao i don't like yizhi

OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DID THE THING. male protagonist scowls sexily only for us to later find out his eyesight is really bad and he just needs glasses

i love the way the narrator is doing lishenmin's voice, i'm obsessed with him already

how can two ppl with so much communication communicate so little

i hate to be insensitive, but what a lame past trauma 😭😭