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This author is delightfully candid and sassy about anal health, and it makes reading this book entertaining as well as informative.

I just read a retinal scanner described as "the laser shoots out, penetrates your iris, tenderest of sphincters, and scans your retina" and I don't know know to feel about that lmao (I don't think the iris counts as a sphincter? But even if it does I extremely dislike the metaphor here)