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Xue Xian, on his wind-powered ancient Chinese wheelchair: wheeeeee!

Xue Xian, 10 minutes later, while stuck at a door that's not wide enough for his wheelchair to pass through: The state of accessibility infrastructure in this day and age is absolutely abominable! Would it KILL people to build wider doorframes and lower thresholds and less stairs??

Some things never change 😪

Not Xue Xian in the naughty corner 😂😂😂

I have seen (read) things.... Things no one would ever believe..... (seriously, is the author okay? I canNOT believe the things I'm witnessing here)

I'm going to hell for finding this shit funny, and I'm at peace with that 😌

I'm at the stage of my depression where I'm not yet incapable of reading but for some reason choose to start a billion books at the same time, so good luck to me, and good luck to my "currently reading" shelf whose numbers are skyrocketing beyond all reason

"As it turned out, even the bravest of men became cowards in the face of those they harboured affection for."

I love how Ilya's cameos in the books since Heated Rivalry is basically all him being the NHL's Gay/Bi Fairy Godmother

Okay, that shit's funny 🤣 glad to see the time honoured danmei tradition of bottoms being terrible cooks rear its head again

Chu Wanning, get behind me, I'll fight everyone for you

I'm finally starting this series that has intimidated me for years. Mummy I'm scared 😬

I love the blurb on the back "Before Yin Biyue knows it, he's surrounded by allies" is just *chef's kiss*

"she had instead given the emperor the impression that she was intentionally finding fault with him and mistreating a son-in-law." THATS BECAUSE THAT IS THE TRUTH YOU LITTLE BITCH, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING YOU SHITBRAINED TWAT

Oh no, not Shane being in his beard era. Not that I can judge anyone on that front maybe that's why I always cringe so hard when I see it in books/TV lol

What a masterful class in bullshittery, kudos to you Shen Fangyu lol

Wait... so these dumbass mutherfuxkers really just let Karn go like that even though it was completely unclear if it was him or his brother who really killed Porsche's parents and raped his mother? And Porsche is totally okay with living in this dude's house and working in his company?? These characters make no fcking sense

Just realised that on goodreads this book is only showing up as 394 pages long while on my ebook it's closer to 1000 pages. This is gonna mess with my page count lol

I'mma need them to just realise that they're soulmates already, I mean COME ON all that ability to mind-read each other and y'all still insist you're enemies? You're taking "know thy enemy" too far, anyone can tell it's COMPATIBILITY, CHEMISTRY, LOVE

Porsche is annoying me, I don't know why I'm still reading this garbage but here we are, I think it's the completionist in me

Omg this is painfully awkward... I'mma need them to clear this misunderstanding up asap

It is a truth universally acknowledged... that bottoms in danmei are terrible cooks.
No, seriously. Wei Wuxian, Xie Lian, Li Yu, and now Xiao Yu'an, all known for their disgusting cooking that can only be stomached by their husbands.

My dude, if Yan Heqing still failed to realise this was you after you say things like that, he really would be too stupid to deserve being an emperor lol. Your acting is so bad, why are you still pretending to be someone else, who do you think you're fooling?? 😭😂

Can't wait to continue, but on another note, I want to have words with whoever added this book to Goodreads and couldn't even be bothered to capitalise the V in Vol. 02

Author!!! I want to have words!!! Why are you following up a heartbreaking separation with comedic drunk shenanigans??!! I was sad and now I'm cackling?! Does that make sense??? My doctor will think my EUPD symptoms have resurfaced and will up my meds! Think about that, will you?!!

And here's another ship! I'm starting to suspect that everyone in this story is gay, like in BL manga

What's this... Do I detect... A potential of lesbians in my danmei? I loooove lesbians in my danmei! I hope I'm right. They haven't even met yet but I'm already shopping princess Yongning and Xiao Pingyang

Full on crackpot energy so far

"They appear to be having a... disagreement of sorts" understatement of the century, Hisataro! My God this family is almost as bad as the family in The Inugami Curse

"If that day ever came, Jiang Shunheng would not let them go easily" Oooh, THEM, is he already thinking of taking Jiang Suizhou along with him? I love the little signs of Huo Wujiu falling in love

Okay, Rex Spiritus is _clearly_ Wu Xingxue

Why does everyone in this family want to fuck each other and not a single character seems to think that's weird???