maxx kautz > Recent Status Updates

bi mrs why

“not montana out”
“montana is one big closet”
dude this shit is relatable and how i know chuck tingle has lived in mt without having to know him at all,
like one time talking to friends in seattle i mentioned someone in mt had asked about my scissor tattoo and i just said “it’s just a little joke” w/o expanding and the friend was like why wouldn’t you say, i was like you don’t really do that there

not the ai assistant 😭

doing 宁婴婴 so dirty

i don’t think any translation could erase the misogyny

“No, I will not be quiet. Glenda, you just said you used my corpse as a flag. That absolutely requires follow up.”

and it was ai propaganda the whole time

a man has ONE period and loses his goddamn mind 🙄

“God do I fucking love being a cucumber”

“normal bloke exchanges” - a very straight man laying in the grass holding hands with another very straight man after receiving a kiss to the top of his head and a very straight tousle with said man that is his best friend and very straight life partner

oh where is my hairbrush

dead paper is a great relief to my mind

i am a grotesque tofu pig

much more discussion of kids movies than i expected

america was on about a horse with no name but they didn’t know you can just name them cigar butt

spongebob squarepants