maxx kautz > Recent Status Updates

“God do I fucking love being a cucumber”

“normal bloke exchanges” - a very straight man laying in the grass holding hands with another very straight man after receiving a kiss to the top of his head and a very straight tousle with said man that is his best friend and very straight life partner

oh where is my hairbrush

dead paper is a great relief to my mind

i am a grotesque tofu pig

much more discussion of kids movies than i expected

america was on about a horse with no name but they didn’t know you can just name them cigar butt

spongebob squarepants