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The audiobook suddenly playing out loud in the car is our nightmare.

Get off on my own.
I’m lol

“The people who love us the most have the power to hurt us the most, too.”

The masseuse saying she’s very tight.
I’m 🤣

“…because forcing a smile on a dark day is a little like trying to turn concrete into gold.”

Ride me? Haha!

Lia? The Lia? Hey girl hey!! Miss you. Always.

Oh wow. How umm cute.

I’m just so bored. But this gets so much hype. Am I missing something. Is it me not you?

Okay. Making the best of it I see. But umm y’all haven’t bathed or brushed y’all’s teeth in like days.

Oh yeah sure. The fck? Her father.?

I’m just so bored. Do I continue? Is it just wrong time. Soft DNF?

Why would you do that? After all this time. Her brother.

He said….“The night I became yours.”
Eeeehh.

This mannn with his words.

He remembers EVERYTHING!!!!

Vultures mate for life?

“You bleed and break. You crave sleep, even as it makes you vulnerable.”

Oooh very Elizabeth Bennett

Ok she’s acting way too chill for suddenly leaving her husband to possibly die.

That’s not him.

Eeeeh. How lovely.

This man….🫠
Such words. At this moment.

Eeeh. So cute.
💋

Good finds ever after with a kiss. Evil finds ever after with a kill.

Nooooo!

“You’re not allowed to take it off.” He whispered.
Oooh ok sir.

They said he was being cheeky. LOL
Wanting to last longer. More stamina. I’m LOL

Please tell me we find out what the letter said.

Yo. Tell me why this just made my heart ache.