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So, Kai is giving Pae dance lessons cuz she going to the ball with his half-brother. Just like Cal did with Mare for his half-brother. Stoooop. How do you write the same book?!

PREDICTIONS
To subtlety pretend you didn't copy Red Queen you need to 1) Not murder Lenny. But he will join our cause 2) Pae should stay actually powerless 3) Kitt should not fall in love with Pae. 4) The King is evil.

Welcome to the Hunger Games?

Wait, wait, wait, waiiiit. Wasn't Mare claustrophobic?! Is Pae claustrophobic?!

Oh, look, the Silent Stone has also been plagiarized.

Only 24 pages in an spotted about 5 things plagiarized from Red Queen. Wow, people were not wrong.

Never mind. He doesn't know.

Omg, he knows. Doesn't he?!

Still waiting for the Queen to turn evil. I mean, it is Disney.

"He gave me his last chicken wing and let me warm my feet on him without complaint". BARE FUCKING MINIMUM, SUMMER.

Okej, Kip. You're actually kinda sweet.

"But I'm an empath. A caretaker"... how about your show me that instead of tell me. OMG, I need to stop. Can I blame this book hate on the heatwave or is this book bad?

... make that 501.

There's light foreshadowing, and mentioning 500 times "don't get into his bed" by page 56... ma'am, you're laying it on little too thick.

You called your kids Summer and Winter? How creative, Kip. But hey can't blame ya, you're named after a chicken - ba-bawk. Yet it's the 2nd book I read this year with a character called just that. Do people not google meanings of names before they name a character after a chicken?