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Well there's not 159 spoons anymore because we just said that juice ate 12 of them

Stfu and get out of the room

You can't say that when youre literally still sleeping next to the person you left her for dummy

Im sorry...is an eleven year old drinking

Oh thats right because this is stupid

Why am I so annoyed

Wait I don't think you're supposed to say that

This is insane

You can shoot me but I don't think affairs are normal and I'm sick of reading about them. Everybody in this book is a cheater

Bitch if you don't call her out right now

This is so stupid

Not sure if i like where this is going

That's a crazy thing to say and I kind of hate that she's trying to play the " I'm a good friend your man is now my man because you're a bad partner"

When I read books like this I can't help but think of all the HIPAA restrictions and how many forms needed to be filled out to get this book published

I have to interject, if someone's kid came over to me while I was in the airport and ripped my book from my hands even if they thought it was a game I don't think that makes me an evil jerk. Maybe I'm having a bad day and I what whoever the parent is to come and get their kid

The last chunk of the Mark Twain books I've read so far are literally just insanity. Every single time it's just chaos. This book is generally chaos but it is like the most outrageous thing to happen happens in the last 50 pages

I've always maintained that Tom is significantly more racist than Huckleberry

What is going on

Shes like "ugh everyone is making correct assumptions. How dare they"

No you loon

This conversation is frying me

"How many friends do you have these days?"

"I dont know. I'm a likable person"

"With your fake news" my god hahaha

How did the police not catch that

They're going to trace it back to you so why would you comment that

I feel like they're trying really hard to get me to believe that she killed her best friend and I'm just not buying it. I feel like it was probably her husband or some loon

Men are babies

This book is so freaking sad

This is going to make me cry