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....so youre gonna kill her?

?????

I predicted all of this perfectly ( ＾ω＾ )

????

Crawled is a weird ass word to use

Okay then....

Oh how i doubted you Huck

I'm sick of this half-assed written grief

Why is she spelling it out like we're fucking idiots. This is like the third time something has been repeatedly shown and then explicitly stated a few chapters later like it needs to be said for us to understand. Is this...is this YA???? Hello?

Am I supposed to applaud him

The people of this land are extremely inhumane. Y'all are beefing with the Sprites while starving them and then you wonder why they attack you so often my God

She says grieved like she's done. Her grief is only 10 days old there's no way she's over it already. Like helllooooooo

If she wins this the plot armor is too thick and I cannot take much else seriously

You can't change the rules after you accept. That's not how that works

At this point let's just say the Omens ate them and move on

I don't know how I feel about this whole purity thing

How did the horse not run away

For my sanity I'm going to continue to think that Maude is black because how do you have a Fantasy Realm with no black people. You have omens, Sprites, and talking gargoyles...and everybody's white? Yeah okay

What are we doing? She had clothes. She just didn't want to wear them you don't have to do all of that

I don't think we needed her to explain that

"Then she told me about the bad place and I told her I wanted to go there"

Bro is frying me

Not him breaking the fourth wall

I took her long enough to figure out how to make iced coffee lmao

Me waiting for them to add iced coffee to the menu
( ﾟÅﾟ；)

I hattttteeeeddd zoloft. You could not pay me any amount of money to get back on that drug

If I could quote this whole page I really would

This is horrifying

This is literally so sad

This is so beautifully written and heart wrenching

Im obsessed with this chapter