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The bar is in hell

Eh???

Did you now

And I should have called it here but a while ago I was wondering why we weren't talking about the baby more or why we didn't hear anything about the baby like we did with her son

Drama? Oh so you want to see real drama? Because we can go there

Girl you better give that cat back since you decided to break into that woman's home

You're such a dumb girl. Why would you throw the papers everywhere?? And why would you stay so late? You're in her house!! My God get out of there you psycho

He's cheating on you

What? Lmao wtf is happening

Also why are we using a lamp in the forest? I get we think that everyone is dead but there's still other white people that exist and could be dangerous. I don't know call me super cautious

I called it, but I was joking around with myself lol I can't believe the author actually went through with it

This just makes no sense to me. Why would Violet set her house on fire when her husband was already going to war. Also this dynamic feels...odd

Girlie no 😭

No one asked

Well there's not 159 spoons anymore because we just said that juice ate 12 of them

Stfu and get out of the room

You can't say that when youre literally still sleeping next to the person you left her for dummy

Im sorry...is an eleven year old drinking

Oh thats right because this is stupid

Why am I so annoyed

Wait I don't think you're supposed to say that

This is insane

You can shoot me but I don't think affairs are normal and I'm sick of reading about them. Everybody in this book is a cheater

Bitch if you don't call her out right now

This is so stupid

Not sure if i like where this is going

That's a crazy thing to say and I kind of hate that she's trying to play the " I'm a good friend your man is now my man because you're a bad partner"

When I read books like this I can't help but think of all the HIPAA restrictions and how many forms needed to be filled out to get this book published

I have to interject, if someone's kid came over to me while I was in the airport and ripped my book from my hands even if they thought it was a game I don't think that makes me an evil jerk. Maybe I'm having a bad day and I what whoever the parent is to come and get their kid

The last chunk of the Mark Twain books I've read so far are literally just insanity. Every single time it's just chaos. This book is generally chaos but it is like the most outrageous thing to happen happens in the last 50 pages