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Not this dried out ham 😭

The pope is such a funny answer

His crush is killing me

I sense a love plot

'Grief is a cruel kind of education. You learn how ungentle mourning can be, how full of anger. You learn how glib condolences can feel. You learn how much grief is about language, the failure of language and the grasping for language.'

Perfectly told

Harold, there's nothing you can do when someone's decided they want to go. I would know. No promise is going to make them stay when they've made up their mind. You need a different strategy.

Even though Jude is going through a lot right now, these chapters are a lot more pleasant and not just back to back horror

Hanya.... wtf

Andy needs to get his license revoked because what type of doctor is he?

Oh my God he waited until the day before Thanksgiving are you kidding

They're making Jude self-sabotage and I can't stand it

You literally tried to die so that's not even true

He needs to go to the burn unit

I think this book is allergic to happiness. What the hell

Wait I forgot there was oil. Seriously what are we doing

Are we insane? Have we completely lost it?????? A match??? Just use a lighter jesus christ

Okay once proves a point. Twice a bit much but still drives the point. Six times is absolutely ridiculous and makes me wonder if he's also getting some satisfaction in this

Ding ding ding we have a winner

Jesus Christ

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This book is full of super villains

I just can't imagine the sick and twisted you have to be to write 246 pages of straight up torture. Why does this have such a high rating I literally do not understand

Well... you are a cheater 🤷‍♀️

I literally feel like I'm subjecting myself to torture. I don't want to continue reading this. I genuinely don't want to hear any more traumatic things. I want to focus on any other character. I am so sad and disturbed

I'm acting like someone is holding a gun to my head and telling me to read this book. And man do I not want to read it 😭😭😭 this is so traumatizing

Harold 😭😭😭

I dont want to read this

Oh my god, these poor fucking people

What the hell. Is this person the devil incarnated

I feel like this was probably the most depressing book to write. Because WHYYY