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Oh, we're getting to the meat of it now...

"But I had one thing over her. I was still alive." This bitch is WILD

Oooooo, so good

...and now we're getting somewhere...

I know some authors are incapable of having a woman throw up without it being a clue to a pregnancy. Some authors seem to think nausea is the only indication of childbearing, not to mention their belief that vomit shoots out the woman’s mouth within hours of plot-convenient fertilization. By some authors, I mean male ones. Far be it for me to tell you which clues to pay attention to, but Sofia's not pregnant, ok?

Doing a re-read since there were only 3 books when I read this series the first time!

I love that there is a small tie in to How To Walk Away... even if it's just a few lines, I love it.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUCKED UP

“I don’t want to call him an asshole. He’s a little kid, and he’s been through a lot. But I think he might be an asshole.” LMAOOOOO

Page 3 and she’s drinking Jack. Anyone who’s born and bred in Kentucky knows you don’t drink Jack cause it ain’t bourbon. Author should have done some research, lol!

The book is based in Kentucky, and on the second page she’s visiting Lexington, where I live… so I’m a little excited to see where this book goes!

I broke up with my long term boyfriend, moved back to Lexington, bought a house, and started a new job. It's been a busy few months, and I've been majorly slacking by not reading. Time to change that! Sorry I've been MIA, friends.

This MC is seriously PISSING ME OFF. I almost don't even want to continue reading this bullshit if it keeps preaching at me like this.

I like that I haven't been able to figure this out yet... rarely does that happen. The intrigue and suspense is refreshing!

Let's see what Colleen Hoover's been up to lately.

In the midst of book 3 in the Kate Daniels series, and you-know-what is about to happen, and it makes me want to cry for him all over again! I just love that boy SO MUCH.

Re-reading the Kate Daniels series, because a.) WHY NOT?! and b.) I had a Curran craving! lol

I rise from the table like I'm levitating. “I will return shortly,” I say in a weird formal tone, like I've suddenly become a dowager countess. I'm pretty sure my synapses have misfired and I'm about two minutes away from being able to smell colors."
I'm DYING. DYING!

I snatch it off the floor and inspect it. It’s so wrinkled it looks like a dump truck backed over it, and it’s stiff in spots, with a V-shaped stain spreading over the top. Trying to shake out the creases, I wish I had chosen something a little less slinky for my meeting with Adam Blackwood. But I went with this, and he’ll get to see it again today. Only this time it’ll look like I wrestled it off a hobo.

My head feels like the inside of a blender set to frappé, and the taste in my mouth suggests something crawled in there and died.

Guuuurl, been there, done that. Hangovers are THE WORST.

I have a total weakness for football books... here we go!!

I hate asshole little teens who thrive on putting others down.

All the low ratings for this worries me a bit...

Thank goodness this doesn't end in a cliffy! I'd have lost my shit! lol

Yes, YES. FINALLY.

You had ONE JOB, Feyre. One. Job. To stay in your room... this won't end well.

First page, and I've already burst out laughing. I just love Kasie West!
“I’d rather not see their eyes. Eyes can say so much. Theirs say, ‘I want to steal your soul so don’t turn your back on us.”

I'm bawling at work right now. I can't take it when man's best friend dies. Doggies are the best. :(

Kristan Higgins is my new crack...

SO. MANY. THEORIES.