Samantha’s Reviews > Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone > Status Update

I know some authors are incapable of having a woman throw up without it being a clue to a pregnancy. Some authors seem to think nausea is the only indication of childbearing, not to mention their belief that vomit shoots out the woman’s mouth within hours of plot-convenient fertilization. By some authors, I mean male ones. Far be it for me to tell you which clues to pay attention to, but Sofia's not pregnant, ok?