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“What we are, in fact, is a pair of solitary travelers slogging through the country of our lives, meeting up from time to time at the outer limit to give each other border reports.”

Ch 11

Chapter 9

“You know you’re old when you use soap on your head and shampoo on your ass.”

“I have always loved, and felt a deep affinity for, the elderly. People always go on about babies, but if I were to give birth to something, I would want it to be an eighty-year-old woman who loved to play bridge.”

Goosebumps and a gut punch

God this sucks