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"Стюард [...] отримував від лицаря чверть лицарської плати, а також інші землі та оплати, разом з ділянкою, за яку він платив символічну ціну -- одну троянду на рік" WHAT IN THE TUXEDO KAMEN IS THIS LOL

"Did you just rip off your dick and throw it at me?" now this is literature (the answer is no btw)

Карл і Бубличок потрапляють у симуляцію міста Гавана і бачать, яке все прикольне та яскраве; Бубличок одразу каже, типу, невже мені брехало америнканьке телебачення і тут все було круто без капіталізму? А Карл їй, а давай ми, Бубличку, завалим їбала, бо ми абсолютно не шарим в ситуації

So I read the first five books last summer and now I open this one and there's a recap. Awesome

Lance and Gwen mentioned ^^

якщо сенешалі представляли лордів у суді, це робить приколи про Кея ще прикольнішими

дуже хаотично написано, структурно не дуже допомагає зрозуміти картину... зате от я дізналась, як довго в судовій практиці існувало поняття судового поєдинку, яке виглядає максимально казково, але було реальним))

"Aw sir aren't you afraid of lions" These lions should see what he does to horses, he's a clearly a bigger danger to them than they are to him

He clearly cares what people think or him and can be easily baited into all sorts of bullshit but every time the queen enters the picture he just drops all of that completely and only cares what she thinks of him and this is just The Best

"Which one of you is that dumb guy?" "It's me"

драма, яка драма

I love the variant of the "he's not my boyfriend" trope in this

hear me out... Роксолана

"she asked permission to depart; he granted it will all his heart" he's such a bitch I love him so much

in modern writing his fae upbringing probably would have been relevant in his quest of freeing the people from this Hotel California fae-or-not-land

I just love the running joke of Lancelot always taking the straight path

this book's popularity is well-deserved, it is indeed very good at being what it wants to be lol

Uh hello Armenian genocide

yep sure you monastery girl with no training whatsoever I totally believe you can lift a tall dude in his 15+ kg of armor

I wanted to complain about the cringe worthy attempt at "romantic buildup" (oh no, honey... no) but does this kingdom really have five villages and each specializes in _one_ profession? are we in the social experiment of Divergent here

might as well be Zoro tbh because idgaf about this guy lmaooo I honestly can't imagine being attracted to a body of a guy who's nonchalant, what's even there to like

"light caught along three gold bands pierced into his right ear" omg Zoro is that youuuu

Yeah we're in the 70s Chewie

the prose is giving middle grade except they say 'fuck' and talk about sex sometimes

oh no there's a cringefail vampire

от не знала, шо це YA, але ладна... принаймні героїня ну дуже не героїчна xD

"oh evil fairies don't exist" she explained and then immediately proceeded to torturing one with iron for no fucking reason... you just might be the villain here, Emily??