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STOP BAITING ME WITH HERALDIN AND GAIST J OH MY GOD

рандомно посеред робочого дня усвідомила шо тут відбувся рязанскій сахар

Finally, we're getting somewhere!

This book is committing a cardinal sin of already having the readers' love and not trying to be the best version of itself. It has been all big prologue so far. At 20% a lot of loveable scenes have happened but the actual story hasn't started yet, what on Arth are we doing

This is book 2 out of 5 in the series and I am just wondering how this guy is even alive for so long

нічого хорошого не відбувається в Тінтажелі, якийсь Епштейн-замок

Into the gorgeous streets. Blocks of light and shadow. Down the avenue, lights turned green all the way. Light and shadow, ticking like a metronome, as they surged over the curve of the earth.

Дуже подобається, що я бачу короткий абзац, але мій мозок вже знає, що він -- то результат скорочення та ущільнення десяток сторінок, і майже привид перед очима стоїть))

is J. Zachary Pike a solavellan fan

I was like, hmmmm, I don't give five stars often, why did I give five stars to this one? Ah yes I am remembering now

Gwaine's POV would be golden. Fuck, Arthur has just shipped his wife off to heaven knows where because he's a dumbass; fuck, I made Arthur follow her and he got lost; fuck, Lancelot has lost his horse and I must give him my spare; fuck, he ran ahead and lost my horse; fuck, he made a bargain and is now in a cart; fuck, he almost died because he wanted a fancy bed; fuck, he almost fell out of the window

Finally, an explanation of the muddy beginning is offered and it's no wonder it's so indirect... Arthur basically loves Kay (aka his stepbrother) so much he allows him to put Guinevere at risk of getting raped by Meleagant. It's Gawain who has a problem with this situation. How stellar lol

Am I reading the third translation of the same thing in two months? Hell yes. Yes, I am :>

You're balding prematurely because you lock your feelings in a box, Jynn

якось gaslit myself і забула шо тут в принципі існують традиційні forgotten realms-псевдорусня...

Sir Gawain and the Hotel California

"May heaven never have my soul / if I pursue another goal, / or do as someone else thinks wise" Gawain babe they're going to punish you so hard for this

They really did eat primroses back in the day huh

AND WE HAVE REACHED ENGLAND *applause*

I have Endured, and Lancelot is finally mentioned

Hippocrates is the worst part of this so far because he's just fallen in love with (and married) a twelve-year-old, which he did as contrast to an "evil" woman he had been in love with before (she didn't believe he could raise people from the dead. Which he actually couldn't and was just conveniently not telling anyone that the "dead" he raised were still alive)

I'm so tired of these biblical OCs and the not-so-subtle ways of showing how non-obedient women are evil! The dudes who wrote this brought king Solomon as example, and now they're bringing Hippocrates; religious fanatics are the worst...

Nothing could have prepared me for the guy they cast as Edgar Linton and I can't stop laughing

"You saw a great lake come forth from your nephew [...] From him [...] nine men [...] will descend [...] the ninth [...] will surpass the others in goodness, Jesus Christ will bathe Himself in him completely. He will not bathe clothed, but completely nude, for He will undress before him in such a way that He will reveal His great secrets to him—what He has never revealed to any mortal man." I have so many questions

Gwaine and Perceval holding hands before their king at court since *checks* around 1178-1181

It's like that short that says "when you get high enough on the career ladder and see how decisions in the company are made" and the sound is some kicking and screaming