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A new character just showed up and they’re gonna have to work hard to convince me to keep reading this…

Wait, do you like Taylor Swift? It’s unclear. Maybe a few more mentions would help 🙄

The ‘best lawyer out there’ is representing her husband and openly chatting about the case with the sheriff?? TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

‘This is what you get for reading books with no naughty words in them’ 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Omg I’m 15 minutes in and I don’t think I can handle this.

‘You just can’t kill people and be pretty. It’s confusing.’

*runs to nearest hard surface so I can repeatedly bang my head against it*

For being so weirdly specific about so many things, one would think maybe a super quick search would tell you that there are no Wegmans in CT. You could have picked any other store, man.

Hehe gotta love a little Easter egg!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo :(