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but she was hitting that age when a young woman’s heart turned to romance.

You mean 13? I thought you said she was 18. 18 year old women are far closer to rampant whores than romantics

“Understanding it better makes it more real, not less.”

What?! No it doesn't. "Replacing ignorance with knowledge makes everyone more ignorant." See how stupid that sounds?

“The surgeon told me later that the shaft passed cleanly through muscle and soft tissue and missed anything vital.

Bullshit. If that was true she wouldn't have needed a level 1 trauma center and 4 hours in the OR

arrows, and lit them. This time they were firing downwind at a fleeing enemy. SHOOT! More streaks of flame again flew across the gap.

You don't shoot arrows. You loose them.

“After two bolts, it has to recharge, which takes an hour.

What kind of piece of shit taser are you using?

, she finished with a brutal punch to the solar plexus that sent him crumpling forward, unable to breathe.

A 60 year old woman punched a military aged man in his solar plexus, *through* his armor and incapacitated him?

Bullshit

“It was likely the largest city in the world at the time.

Chang'an was significantly larger. Almost 4 times as large.

“To be honest, Týra, they lust after you.

A bunch of sailors lusting after a 50 year old woman. I don't believe you

return to Askaran is to ask my father’s blessing for the two of us to be married.”

Gross. Isn't she like 5 or 10 years older than him? Ew

Týra grasped the artifact once again, currently in a leather braid around her neck.

I find it interesting she never notices the links never corrode

“No, you can convert to Judaism legally, and apparently they did.

The coin -clippers aren't going to appreciate this tale

they’d asked Dana and Avelyn to explore the city for a few hours, before joining them.

Oh yeah. Sure. I'm sure two unaccompanied women will have zero problems in the heart of Muslim Turkey

but the poor lass cannot place two notes together without sounding like a pig being slaughtered?”

How do they know what a pig is and what it sounds like? They only have sheep and goats.

A A huge paw pinned her, and its jaws closed on her left arm with a sickening, wet crunch of bone.

Lol. This is what happens when women choose the bear

'Coconut Ladoo balls

"Ladoo is Hindi for poop."

'Lunch smells delicious, Mahi.'

"We can barely smell the cow shit."

Indian banquet, and it is to die for.'

Literally. It's killed 3 people from dysentery and 2 from parasites.

'This one is Almond Barfi.'

"To prepare it you must feed a cow nothing but almonds for a week's time and collect its dung and urine. And then..."

'My mother engages a cleaner...

I'm guessing the cleaner just dumps the rubbish on the roadside? Or is she sophisticated enough to walk it to a river?

'It is Barfi – an Indian sweet.'

An Indian sweet? How much cow piss or cow dung does it contain? Or is it up the preference of the confectioners?

splashed out, right into his face and onto his body.

Shouldn't be a problem with his helmet on

They’re offering it for 15,000 credits per vial.”

Sounds like a reasonable price for such an important vaccine

bring back the four million people who had died already

An entire planet's magnosphere falls and only 4 million people died? That's way better news than I feared