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“Show me the evidence you’ve compiled of such a state.”

Based

while her brow showed high intelligence.

What? How?

A few of the women began clapping. Valerie grinned at them.

Literally "then everyone clapped" Reddit slop

groin. He grunted, ooffing his bad breath into her face. Valerie

Lol. It would be like fighting a 4 year old for this guy. She doesn't have the range or the power to do any of this bullshit

He became her drill instructor, making her study...

Lol. Just another bullshit fantasy. "I grew up with older brothers. That's why I can physically dominate multiple men twice my size and weight."

He won most of the Magic: The Gathering tournaments he played,

Oh no.. He's retarded

with a torn shirt in his hands and Private Sarah Miner covering her breasts, well, trying to anyway.

Lol

She rubbed her thumb over the page and realized it wasn’t paper at all, but some kind of impossibly thin metal.

"No sir, that's paper.'
-Crow T. Robot

A white cat meowed near a dish of milk someone had placed out near a shop entrance.

"Please, no. I can't digest milk!"

nothing.” Kian nodded slowly. “It will be as you say, Admiral. Contact me when you can. I will provide what help I may.”

Primmie manufacturing is basically magic. Give them a single shell to copy and have them print off 10,000 rounds in an hour. Problem solved

“aren’t those the drives the Priminae use?”

Turns out, no. They use what they call a Dimension Drive. It allows them to access a different dimension where the speed of light is faster than our dimension. Weird that they'd suddenly claim to use a warp drive, eh?

could build delta-v.” Roberts clearly didn’t like it, but couldn’t argue. Physics weren’t on their side at the moment, and that was putting things mildly. “So your plan is to penetrate while under stealth?”

Just leave the same way you got there and transition out. Why do I have to be the one to tell you this