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“Understanding it better makes it more real, not less.”

What?! No it doesn't. "Replacing ignorance with knowledge makes everyone more ignorant." See how stupid that sounds?

“The surgeon told me later that the shaft passed cleanly through muscle and soft tissue and missed anything vital.

Bullshit. If that was true she wouldn't have needed a level 1 trauma center and 4 hours in the OR

arrows, and lit them. This time they were firing downwind at a fleeing enemy. SHOOT! More streaks of flame again flew across the gap.

You don't shoot arrows. You loose them.

“After two bolts, it has to recharge, which takes an hour.

What kind of piece of shit taser are you using?

, she finished with a brutal punch to the solar plexus that sent him crumpling forward, unable to breathe.

A 60 year old woman punched a military aged man in his solar plexus, *through* his armor and incapacitated him?

Bullshit

“It was likely the largest city in the world at the time.

Chang'an was significantly larger. Almost 4 times as large.

“To be honest, Týra, they lust after you.

A bunch of sailors lusting after a 50 year old woman. I don't believe you

return to Askaran is to ask my father’s blessing for the two of us to be married.”

Gross. Isn't she like 5 or 10 years older than him? Ew

Týra grasped the artifact once again, currently in a leather braid around her neck.

I find it interesting she never notices the links never corrode

“No, you can convert to Judaism legally, and apparently they did.

The coin -clippers aren't going to appreciate this tale