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Death would be too kind a fate for David Talbot jesus fuck

Obviously I already know Selene from the show, but also the twist is so not well hidden. like oh, a woman named Selene appears in a place she really shouldn't be in and acts sus? Just after we've gotten a warning about the daughter of the night? you don't say 🤷

Love how Rand is just running around Fal Dara like a lost puppy dog during all of this. He might be the chosen one but he's also just so baby boy and does NOT know what to do or how the world works...

"I want to think" - "What, over breakfast?" is such an inane exchange but it really made me cackle....this is why Gandalf doesn't like you Peregrin

I don't know why I was dragging my feet so much on this book but I have been enjoying rediscovering the joy of just sitting down and reading for a few hours and it's been great!

Rand going "worst case scenario we'll ask Elaida for help" is so funny. Bro, nooo, she's gonna put you in the box!

There's a better version of this book where Tylendel is the main character instead and I wish that one had been written and published instead of this one :(

Whyyy is Vanyel's experience exactly the same as any country gay finally heading to college and having their shit blown wide 😭

and as predicted the mages are fucking gay. good for Vanyel

I am not imune to a goth diva serving cunt. Van, I underrestimater you. I was not familiar with your game.

so....because his son is a [insert gay slur of choice] Withen's gonna send him to...*checks notes* his lesbian aunt. sure that plan won't backfire

PIPER NO

Adam Parish, my boy, my love...Adam 😭😭

oooh Hondayota how i've missed you <3

"Ronan's second secret was perfect in its concealment."

Ronan's second secret when Gansey's not an untouchable king for a minute but a real human being: fist. wall. *hard*

Bookstore finally managing to procure and send me the graphic novel the day after i finally started my reread is incredibly fitting. like, yeah, i admit i didnt need it until now so why should the universe have delivered it any earlier

me? reading a book? miracles do happen lmao

Screaming crying throwing up Effie my best friend Effie!!

Equally dividing my time between pointing out people and things i recognize, crying, and realizing that as an adult these books as so so much worse jesus fuck Suzanne. Props to you but fuck shit damn

I love you local library. local library love of my life

Lestat going "oh, we'll have to convince Louis" as if David hasn't just said "with us" as in "with Louis and me"...Lestat bestie Louis has already fucked that old man. your polycule has unionized against you. Lestat. honey. this isn't *your* coven but David's

Do appreciate that Lestat tried to fuck that old man. Upset that he didn't succeed, but at least he tried

Do love the Loustat role reversal but please can we hurry up a little Anne? why are there so many pages 😭

ok, i think we're past the secondhand embarassment phase and now can get into the delicious shit such as Lestat's angel of death being Claudia...hell yeah

Update on read #3: this time i first teared up at 'a cool evening breeze'. one day i swear the opening line will make me cry

Jeremy I love you but jesus fuck WHAT is your deal??? what are you hiding???

Aaron calling Andrew and Neil a matching set without even knowing....brother i am in your walls

USC Trojans my beloved. Best team on the fucking planet <3

"Everyone knows now, Bee" Andrew Joseph Minyard I would kill for you I hope you know that

"Neil neatly excised ninety percent of the truth and said, 'I asked.'" is funny and all but also that is what it boils down to. He is selling himself short here but the reason very much is that he asked.