Line’s Reviews > The Tale of the Body Thief > Status Update

Lestat going "oh, we'll have to convince Louis" as if David hasn't just said "with us" as in "with Louis and me"...Lestat bestie Louis has already fucked that old man. your polycule has unionized against you. Lestat. honey. this isn't *your* coven but David's

Do love the Loustat role reversal but please can we hurry up a little Anne? why are there so many pages 😭

ok, i think we're past the secondhand embarassment phase and now can get into the delicious shit such as Lestat's angel of death being Claudia...hell yeah

Three hours as a human and he's already got a fucking cold. Lestat you dumb fuck

I hope Louis beats his ass for trying to kill himself without even leaving a note

"Louis is in this story" thank god because I just finished the quotd movie and he was NOT in that. grave injustices have been visited on me by this movie