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Devlin is hawt. Tattooed vampire with an Irish accent??? I sure know how to pick them 🤪

Something about her not doing what she's told for the millionth time is irritating me.

bitch stay in your room.

I'm not crying you're crying 😭 I never wanna leave Lucky River Ranch.

IS RYDER THE FILTHIEST MOUTHED RIVERS BROTHER?? 🤭😏🫠🤪

“You need me to stretch you out a little? So you’re ready for me? I like you sore, so you think of me when you move. But I don’t want you hurtin’.”

STOP IM BLUSHINGGGGG

Ryder babe you're just diving head first?!? I mf love to see it.

"Bet she’d give good head. Bet I give better."

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Ryder calling that man every name but his actual name is absolutely SENDING ME 😭😭😭

"It's called ✨manifesting✨"

Damn it I fucking love wheeler. lets encourage Billie to get her man 😏😏

I'm so irritated right now. I can't fucking stand that jack ass.

I just know that bum ass, hoe ass, Nepo baby sorry excuse for a man is about to do some shady shit to our girl Lark after being in her office and seeing her sketches and I'm already pissed off about it.

"There wasn't a single house that didn't have witches stationed at the Monteleone, awaiting her arrival. Some for her life, others for her blood. Most wanted both."

I'm sat *insert Kermit sipping tea meme*

"But he'd leave you just as unsatisfied as they always do. My guess is that's how you prefer it. Playing it safe. You never choose anyone you might want to see again. How's choking down the same bland appetizer, over and over, working out for you? Ready for a meal yet?"

woooo baby what did I get myself into.

"Cowboy, I'm gonna make you mine" 😏🤭

"You and the cussin'."
"You gonna tell me to watch my mouth like everybody else?"
"Hell no."
"Even if a girl does it?"
"Especially if a girl does it."

They're kids this is so cute 🥹

*Clark eating Riley for dinner multiple times when they have shit to do*

Riley: if you want me to make it to the main event, you gotta quit it.

Clark: Sorry, I just like it.

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Shit is getting INTENSE. 🫨😧

I wish I could add memes bc I have the perfect one.

Seven is the type of psycho i love in a man.

the title of chapter five is IICYIFU and i'm sat.

Seven really just beep bops around. Burying bodies on the property??? not a care in the world lmaooooooo

"She's mine. Two halves of a lonely whole."

"Gonna ride me any way I want you to, but I promise you, Echo, it's gonna feel good."

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Atticus is fucking nutty. And not in a good way man he needs a therapist or something.

Going from getting her back blown out by Atticus one chapter to the next one being Seven and Eli leaving the cemetery is CRAZY. 🫠😫🙂‍↔️