Emily McGrath > Recent Status Updates

Sorry but I’d never answer a phone again

A LOT of unnecessary exposition omg! It kills the pacing.

First is the lovebombing, then the isolation, then…

I’m a little worried about Bernard

Yeah so I have to take a break from this, it’s not a good summer read. It’s a stormy winter read. Also I hate Heathcliff he’s a prick.

It’s giving Starman

Out the GATE I can tell this book rules

Plot twist - the whole town is experiencing a bad acid trip together?

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Or so they say.

“Are we bubbles blown by a baby?”

Great question

Time to buy all the Foxfire books I guess!!

Oh no

The cheese walks alone

How many laughs can one person huff

For what it’s worth most twins don’t make being a twin their entire personality 🙃

Is this YA?

Mickey doesn’t know what a French press is and we care because??????

Get an editor GOD

Sorry but there’s no way an adult human living in the US doesn’t know that McDonalds play places exist and also wouldn’t let their 4 year old get one small thing to eat at a birthday party.

Do these people all turn out to be aliens or what

TOO MUCH EXPOSITION!!!!

Is Mickey an NLOG?

DAMN this is tedious

Damn Lo’s annoying

Okay quirky

Brother Dick ❤️😭

Sour Parch Kid propaganda

I like the violence :)

“Oh thank god” -me as soon as part two started

Don’t eat snacks while you read this

Phew this is tedious

Throats bob, eyes gutter (?), mouths dry up, stomachs tighten. Indeed. Vulgar gestures. Hisses, growls, etc.