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"At first I thought it was a moss but then it turned out to be some kind of eukaryotic organism" is, in fact, description so completely general as to be nearly useless and you don't even have to be a biologist to know that.

This book makes my brain go brrrrrr.

Notes so far:
1) i don't buy the found family. These characters barely know each other let alone like each other.
2) it includes queerness without engaging queerness. Queer bars have glory holes, obvs. Cis people are all cruel cuz they don't get us, obvs.
3) is this about found family or about battling an AI. If one its plot focuses on the wrong stuff. If the other it starts too far from the action.
4) IT’S BORING!

Might end up being a dnf because I am finding this an absolutely agonizing read.

God I wish this book wasn't annoying me as much as it is. (Not having to constantly ruminate on your own gender is cis privilege and it actually infuriates me that these characters can't shut up about how amazing/isolating/magical/nerve wracking being trans is. I KNOW WE’RE TRANS I KNOW WE’RE TRANS I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT BEING TRANS CAN YALL F*CKING STOP???)

I can't describe how much I hate the narration in this book. Andy Weir's writing might make this a DNF by itself.

Me rolling a new dnd character:
ASPETH, LEVEL 1 ARTIFICER:
STR: 8
DEX: 8
CON: 11
INT: 18
WIS: 6
CHA: 10

Me: ... eh. Have her fuck a minotaur and it'll be fine.

So far I am finding this book so uninteresting that I'm choosing to read absolutely trash minotaur smut instead so. Do what you want with that information.

Holy infodumps, batman! Where was the editor???

I didn't realize this was a real expedition and thought Dan Simmons really had a head for details (it was so famous it made the news for years in the19th century)

Completely by accident, I started reading this book on the date mentioned in the prologue... which bodes so well.

Comet: "I'm doing my part!"
Dumai: "I'm doing my part!"
The entire Priory: "I'm doing my part!"
Glorian: "I didn't do fuckin SHIT!"

Sam Shannon: "my side characters don't get plot armor"
Me: "oh ok cool"
That Character: ⛵️🐉🔥🫠💀
Shannon: "this character, for instance, is now a barbecue sandwich. Enjoy"

Symptoms of alcohol withdrawal include: tremors. nausea. visions of the future. sweating.

wait... do I actually find a romantasy love interest... interesting??? How will I bring #1 hater energy to the book club now?

Gotta catch em all

Godddd I wish my book club would stop picking romantasy. Read something good for once, girlies.

Me trying to read my book club books instead: "hm... not enough demon bear..."

YOUNG MAN! there's some eyes in the snow i say YOUNG MAN! holy sh*t you should go i said YOUNG MAN!! I don’t think that’s a bear its the CON. SE. QUENC. ES OF YOUR ACTIONS. 👏👏👏👏👏 it's fun to be ICED IN AT SEA!!

When a bear cracks your ribs like a butcherhouse pig, that's The Terror! When the bear's not a bear but symbol for despair, that's the Terror!

Ah, to sob in the rain so hysterically that a walking "consent is sexy" poster tells me I'm his ex wife