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"It would be more appropriate to play Brymo or Lorde, something solemn or yearning, rather than the musical equivalent of a packet of M&MS."
I love one narrator.

Oh wow the pacing of this is amazing. Love love love.

I love everything this book chooses to be, from baked potato recipes followed by anti-sexism rants to rich descriptions of food that make me crave bread at midnight.

Lara & Elsa -- rec going your way!

I am in love with several things:
- Sophie
- the tongue in cheek narrative
- the Apes
- the hilarity of some scenes and how they have an air of the Marx brothers to them
- Sybil the pig

I am taking a break from high brow lit with a bodice ripping lesbian romance because why not? Whyever not?

"We've discovered a method to preserve our adolescence, more or less. We'll only get old as a last resort. We'll let you in on our secret."
"Great," Carole smiled. "I'll never be sad."
"Yes," I said, "you have to be sad. Enormously. Otherwise you'll be old before you know it."


SIGH, French depression song. This style is making me old.

It isn't an ID that defines a writer, but what he has written!



#tru

all of Satan's problems seem to be foodie problems, oh God why can I relate?!

Satan, you little shit.

"But the ten is gone. Yesterday at the Variety (unprintable words) some sort of slimy magician did an act with ten-ruble bills (unprintable words)..."

#LetCabbiesSayFuck2k17

"What's the matter, don't you like my poetry?" asked Ivan with curiosity.
"Emphatically not."
"And what have you read?"
"I haven't read any of your poetry!"

the Master is me.

Our hero enters!!!

I am loving the style of this book, it's like an episode of Leverage, only with unicorns and talking hammers.

Dropped this like it's not hot after I started to smell the misogynistic jokes, the "haha oh look a prostitute!!" jokes, and got tired of Tucker's personality (read: two pages in).

I feel like a better person for having not wasted my time with this boob jokes filled passable book for bruhs who read books. Okay, bye.