Kat Robbins > Recent Status Updates

It’s a good day when you open an audiobook and SURPRISE it’s duet narration

me: *relays to my fiancé the crazy shit that is going on in this book* my fiancé: “that was caustic to my senses, from my external auditory canal to my stapes, all the way to my occipital and frontal lobes where this auditory information was processed

THIS IS CRAZY IM SO ENTERTAINED

THIS IS CRAZY IM SO ENTERTAINED

girl, what

I already love this girl. I, too, write scathing reviews for fun.

“why do these men who don’t need trucks buy trucks?” this is the question I’ve been asking for decades

my god the AJ multiverse lore runs DEEP

this is a legit masterpiece

with how detailed her writing is, Kate is clearly a keen observer of human nature

why is this literally not hitting for me at all

the jazzy weatherman music in the audiobook is sending me

what is it about Mormons that make them not seek medical care

I kind of hate when authors describe specific outfits in books because I’m sorry I’m not seeing the vision of a white pencil skirt, a baby blue blazer, black heels, and red lipstick

one of this girl’s personality quirks is she never ties her shoelaces and all I can think about is someone needs to get her some of those Velcro shoes they put toddlers in who don’t have the dexterity to tie shoelaces