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the "lets put rice in her head" heard round the world (and Luna)

when you can tell how the entire book will play out in the prologue >>>>>>>

STOP THE WEDDING!

RIDICULOUS. I love it.

maybe the real snow white parallels were the friends we made along the way (jacin as the huntsman twist you're innocent)

the way jacinter was such a nothingburger to me when I first read it and now its TEA CITY CENTRAL to me. like this angst and pining plate!

Greta's case of Say-Anything-Itis might be terminal

the back to back jacinter and kaider plates

when you put the cresswell fries on the kaider burger

mohabbot vampire AU lets gooooo!

oh this is diabolical MORALLY COMPLEX WOMEN WE LOVE YOUUUUU

behind every gay person is a bigger, more evil gay person

the cresswell buzz is exactly what i ordered when i was 14

been 15 years since reading this and i do not remember one singular plot point but i gave it 2 stars-4th grade beth was BRUTAL with her reviews

covinsky cathedrals

we’re science you’ve got mailing yayyyyy

is he the chef from the beginning…

charlie florek is soooo anthony bridgerton

oh my god bruh

cresswell desert era you are so very loved

girl whose favorite book is daisy jones and the six: getting a lot of daisy jones and billy dunne vibes from circe and odysseys

Carswell Thorne do you know you're meeting the love of your life

This is the most "baby there's no plane" section of this entire series

this is really serious to me

Carswell Thorne has me acting like Zendaya with Tom Holland I am giggling at everything he says

i think my favorite part of this is the omniscient narration. the point blank statistics or just laid out status of everyone in the party. "mick would not be able to pick out his daughter if she were standing right next to him. Which she was" yaaaas deadbeat dad!

“but as it is in malibu’s nature to burn, so too is it one particular persons nature to set fire and walk away” UGH WHAT A LINE

the concept of a slapdash shakespeare production where the only information you have before the show is what part you are playing and you find out the rest as you do the show is so yes i need to see one and be part of one immediately

mallory: oh my god nolan we’re going to have to play each other in the world championships this is terrible this is unethical what are we gonna do!!!
nolan: 😀😀😀