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bookmark 55% no need to read this tho as my kkkarisma is so off the charts they asked me to be jon hamm in the jon hamm movie (2027 lionsgate)

i will name my son Baron Gregory Dauntess Essig II

aka Dante

hold me to it chelll and faith

i dare you

fartttt


THIS WILL HAPPEN

it all crosses over with dispenza and woo under the words of biz and science

way too dense so it fits me perfectly

getting pu$$y from my goodreads status

fills in for berserk i guess…

lmao i thought this was good advice semi sarcastic until about halfway through the book when i realized it was advice from a hug demon to a lowe mr demon on how to damn person to hell

starts cheesy gets difficult af

a green beret recommended this to me however i am not a big fan of berets i respect his opinion

i expect this to be read through 2 of many

RIP CATBERT

it’s easy to like a book when h agree w everything they say perhaps it’s time to challenge myself with a different viewpoi——AHAHAHAHAHH

wtf is wrong w goodreads nothing works anymore

IM FULLY AWAKENED AND NOW I KNOW THAT LIFE IS ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO METH !!!!! SEE YOU IN SEVERAL YEARS

very cool

*hears savings habits*
*checks housels “early life” section on wikipedia*

8:42 left
meat marionettes sound delicious

yin yang and bang seems like a reductionist standpoint mr watts but will continue

50 shades of gray but with incest

19 prey

fart

completely unexplainable. exists outside the influence of american hyperculture wars, yet, it is entirely relevant? awesome. picture books rule.

feels a lot more like a listicle than a book

michael collins

LOVE BOYS!!!!

started reading this awhile ago but i guess i just never finished

rule 1: blow up churches?

ARCHONS ARE REAL AND THEYRR IN YOUR INSTAGRAM AHHHHHH LOL

the find of the year

goal fodder!!!