Juls > Recent Status Updates

omg theres something wrong with my eyes! they are leaking!!

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"Just wanna warn you, this is going to be hard, fast and dirty."

bring it!!

"And you're dressed like a skank because you are a skank. Deep down, under the beige and pearls and PTA bake sales, is a Clone-a-Willy and fetish-porn lover, screaming to get out. Let the skank out, Cindy. Let her out and let fuck shit up."

"My name is Sam and I'm here
to say,
sex can be fun in a healthy way.
You've got your condoms, lube
and some toys,
but just say no to those unprotected boys."
Sam's off the top rappin skillz!

regarding boys...
"you see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet."
Alicia Silverstone, clueless

what the frack is up with these characters names?? Spitz and Hooker? really??

"are you on the pill, Layla?"
"yes," she moaned
"good. I went to the doctor last week for a checkup. I'm clean. I'll bring you the papers to show you, if you'd like."

FAMOUS LAST WORDS....

an 8 pack ab hermit :D

Darcy, you are one messed up chick! I cant believe you actually went through with it!

mistaken identity at its finest. :D

was doing a happy dance cuz there was gonna be some hot action but someone of course had to interrupt! :/

"As much as I'd love to watch you get fucked, Im out. this dude gets too fucking wild and I'll probably hurt myself just watching" LOL

Well played Mr. E. Well played.

"Lizzy, be a good girl and fetch me a pen" said Mal. "I need to write your sister's name on my junk, right now." LOL Mal, baby, its spelled J U L S!!! :D

"What do i taste like?" "Well, like honey and cream and...I dunno, break?" LMFAO!!! that right there is priceless!!!

okay, seriously??? a fake relationship??? I was kinda expecting more from my hot drummer boy Mal :(

I'm not liking Jason. He wants to find someone that doesnt want him for his brother and he found her. But he's being a big DICK!!

stupid stupid girl! u had ur out! why didnt you take it?? and why didnt you at least make a phone call?????

i'm not sure what it is but i am very B.O.R.E.D!!!!!!!!!!

Tess is completely fucked even more so now :(

"do-not-collect-the-pussy" lol

I just found out the truth about how horse got his name. Omg so effing cute!!!

Angstfest much?!?!?

still dont have any clue as to why Trey is so protective of Tylar. I mean, yeah she is so completely effed up but he doesnt even know her! :/

i can only imagine who Valentine is.

Oh God Mason, I'll take a freebie! PLEASE!! ;)

oh gregory, you can dry hump me any day ;)

I dont get lucy at all!!! And this book is seriously loosing stars left and right! :(