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David Boring had very Black Hole vibes and Ice Haven had very Wimbledon Green vibes

“The [Dowager Dance] was created thirty or so years ago after a local dowager left a stipulation in her will that every year the high school would throw a lavish dance in her honor. (Apparently she was quite a swinger in her day.) The only thing we have to do is feature her portrait prominently and (this is where it gets a little weird) have at least one senior boy dance with it.”

LIFE GOALS

‘Right. Good point. You women folk are always so logical. That’s exactly why everyone should always date women and no one should date men.’

“Delia was completely overwhelmed by the magnificent person in front of her. She’d never heard such spectacular swearing.”

I can't believe it's been NINE MONTHS since I touched this dumb book