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engagement after 3 months…this is a horror story

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personally, in my tennis career i had to be switched to doubles because i chatted too much but i respect the tennis is life mindset carrie has. couldn’t be me— perhaps why i didn’t go pro

now why are they blaming stuff on iran rn?????

SCI-FI IS SO BACK!!!!! IM GAGGED

hades & persephone x big pharma x lolita x ngos

i fear this was not the book i should’ve brought to a pool surrounded by children based on cover alone but i had to commit

my mom asked me if this was trending on tiktok

currently book hopping and hoping something sticks. just be glad i haven’t given in to graphic novels yet

guys i’m back on my grind i’m sorry. i had to watch the planet of the apes trilogy, star wars (1-3), the fast and the furious, teenage mutant ninja turtles: mutant mayhem (5 stars), and batman. i fell off but i swear i’m back on. forgive me for my body seems to have been inhabited by a 13 year old boy. would rec all of these movies except star wars 1-2. they sucked.

fuck it i’m reverting back to my fantasy phase but only because there’s gothic undertones

i heard on the streets there is a young lad who likes certain media because it gives him the “option to think;” this main girl would get on well with him i imagine

sending support to my girls who are accused of not doing anything constructive for group projects but single-handedly carry the burden of social vibes. means mean everything to me <3

if i knew they would be spilling SO MUCH every chapter i would’ve started this immediately after finishing dune. desperate for a chani and irulan alliance!!!!!

they’re just like me!!! i’m also anxious!!! didn’t realize we had cop characters in this though so minorly disappointed but perhaps backman will end it with defunding the police🤞

double feature this with all of us strangers is you hate being happy

my jaw has been dropped since page 2. genuinely, what the fuck.

i thought this would be a palate cleansing rom com but i fear the author writes without quotation marks a la sally rooney

legend renaissance!!!!! i forgot that june literally hates poor people but still a day fan!!!

i know she’s evil because she just ate a sandwich consisting of bread and mayonnaise only

ngl reading about how our main girl hates her life and her job (in marketing) so much that she is suicidal and signs up to leave earth forever to join a reality show on a different planet is not really making me optimistic for my future 😻

“ugh i hate stories about people getting stranded on islands where the concept of humanity is questioned!”— me if it was opposite day

i’m so so cold and still go to class everyday, so maybe i too have the bear in me

gonna send my sister the aging chapter if she talks about getting botox at the very old age of 24 again

ty to jennie for your unmatched kindness in sending this all the way from denmark!!!!!!!!!! and a flawless recommendation at that too (thus far at least)

this is so good i haven’t even watched the new real housewives of miami episode because i only want to read this on my breaks

similar vibes to when i spoke to a middle-aged pharma sales guy over the summer who lamented about the “crazy regulations” these days which prohibit bribery. he then followed this up by asking if i had a boyfriend. hope he’s doing well.

not a spoiler but don’t read if you are wanting no insight into this book.

i was too hasty in my earlier judgement: there is in fact cannibalism*!!!!!!! huzzah!!!!!!

*i do not condone this irl

absolutely gutted. thought this was about cannibalism but it is just about murder. nevertheless, she (as in me) persisted.