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Okay Kate has grown a sliver of personality and I’m very interested in what kind of junk the cup guy has. I know they won’t smash but I would like to see it…

The narrator is about as interesting as drying paint and this is clearly a bunch of posts strung together as opposed to a coherent book but I find myself wanting to see what happens next… I think I’m brewing anti-redditor-to-author sentiments to match my anti-tik toker-to-author & anti-cishet-fanfic-writer-to-author ones

Sapphic September can be every month if you try hard enough

Okay I actually hate everyone but the gargoyle now. What the fuck are they THINKING

God I hate a main char that can’t stick the fucking landing. You’ve spent the whole book plotting his murder but can’t pull trig now????? stop wasting my timeeeee

She got herself a medieval eater, good for her!

“The gargoyle sighed. ‘I love a man of few words. Leaves the rest for me.’”
Bartholomew is just like me fr

Men dying, we all cheered!

Annoyed at first sight is such a funny/cute trope to me. This man is allergic to good first impressions lmao

Damn she almost got a 2 for one deal but couldn’t bring it home 😔 next time diva

I hate when chars who have every motivation still can’t murk a bitch bc they’re ~kind~. Fuck that bitch KILL HIM WITH HAMMERS

Benji the little rat

I didn’t warm up to Rory for a bit the first time but upon a re-read he is nicely balanced between generic respectful love interest and flirtatiously mean love interest. Not negging but also not a complete doormat

Sybil is really fun; Sue me but I like women who talk smack in any direction they please

I can’t believe I’m barely to the middle of this book

I had a good amount of sympathy for movie Mom but this book version… I feel like if you think parenting makes you a soulless loser that HAS to cheat to be happy that’s a you problem 💀 you could join a book club, paint,… something chile

I had a good amount of sympathy for movie Mom but this book version… I feel like if you think parenting makes you a soulless loser that HAS to cheat to be happy that’s a you problem 💀 you could join a book club, paint,… something chile

The narrative style is really compelling

I knew Janet was fishy but these are clear breadcrumbs about her being an antagonist, right? the focus meanders so much I can barely tell

This is so trippy and dreamlike. I really hate Janet as a person but maybe Tam needs a bitchy white girl to shake her out of the monotony