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“A shock of gray streaked through the hair on the top of her head as well as the ones corkscrewing out of her chin like dreadlocks”… Karin what do you think a loc looks like? White women be normal about black hair challenge failed

So mediocre brokie that chose to be a cop of all things in this world has a chip on his shoulder about drug dealers… making money? like idk fam you coulda chose a lucrative occupation 😭 being a cop for shit pay is extra crazy. Discriminating for pure love of the game

I can’t stand a self-flagellating protagonist and Asuka is the dictionary definition of it. I did not know it was possible to shove this much wishy-washy insecurity into one narrator. also are we not going to address her mom def being a terrorist and Asuka being like “but I should’ve called her back :(“

Israel jumpscare omg. It’s like seeing a clown in the middle of a fashion show

so much going on here but I’m liking it

Skipping this to the front of the line so I can finish it before the authors book talk on Tues

Wondering where this is going but in a good way

Dory is no Cinnamon. This just doesn’t have the same charm as the time I got drunk series and the sex is very lackluster in comparison

alien love triangle we love to see ittttt

Silly goofy palate cleanse with hopefully some interesting alien peen(s)

this book has not gone anywhere i expected it to and im not sure at all what ending can come of whatever the hell this is

how many times will i have to be flash-banged with an on-page rape scene before i learn to check the storygraph warnings BEFORE starting a recc 😔 i never learn

Opening with a man’s perspective, bold and yucky as it was intended to be

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So close to being done! This book has so many interesting themes for the time but it’s dead fucking boring

I just need to see the aliens man

this book is really interesting when the narrator stops talking about himself or making clever quips about others. Unfortunately that is not often

I love how his wife can perform basic empathy for people killed by aliens and he treats it as some huge stretch of the imagination… men…